VirMach ✡ 2024 ✡ RYZEN ✡ NVMe ✡✡ Hanukkah Sale ✡ Not Another Mystery Box ✡ Christmas & New Years

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    Next up... okay this one is one I would have normally skipped because it's low on resources but I'll proceed as if I have to do it, I'm not sure how it'll end up. For reference this last sold at $8.74 a year on December 23rd or so and the specs were 1GB memory, 1 Core, 20GB disk, 2.5TB bandwidth and 2 IPv4 which is weird because it's low on IPs, I guess it's lower on other things or it broke the script with a weird edge case. It actually divided it by 3 which I won't be doing but at the same time this is after it already sold some of the remaining space. Let's see what it ends up looking like I guess (ohh I see why it gave multiple IPs.) I'm actually evaluating these exactly as I would, this is definitely a tricky one. Yeah, it's taking too long. I'm deferring it for now.

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: NYCB028
    ?? cores
    ?? RAM
    ?? NVMe Storage
    ?? IPv4
    ?? Bandwidth
    NYC METRO
    ?? per 2 YEARS

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  • Ok so we'll need a degree in LowEndMaths to be able to decipher this.

  • This deal is pretty wild in all honesty, which makes me worried about the upcoming ones you actually listed as "wild". I was actually going through in my head what you could possibly mean by "difficult to process" while still not having any downsides. Now it all makes sense.

  • It only means one thing. Get ready for some

  • going to bed..

  • @Crab said:
    Ok so we'll need a degree in LowEndMaths to be able to decipher this.

    We intensely dislike paying before knowing what's being purchased.
    Hence, we boycott candles.

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  • @Crab said:
    It only means one thing. Get ready for some

    Denise Richards looks a lot like Fairuza Balk here.

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  • KrisKris Content Writer
    edited December 28

    @VirMach said: There's was a secret prize if you collect all eight days. I feel like no one's able to do it anymore as I don't remember seeing someone order day one and two, so I feel safe saying that now.

    I ordered one and two, but three is out of stock, so looks like you're safe. :s

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  • @yoursunny said:

    @Crab said:
    Ok so we'll need a degree in LowEndMaths to be able to decipher this.

    We intensely dislike paying before knowing what's being purchased.
    Hence, we boycott candles.

    Plot twist: @VirMach candle #4 surprise is a free IPv6 /64 for all locations.

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  • @user123 said:
    Plot twist: @VirMach candle #4 surprise is a free IPv6 /64 for all locations.

    Yeah - because that won't be abused by their clients.

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  • @WSS said:

    @user123 said:
    Plot twist: @VirMach candle #4 surprise is a free IPv6 /64 for all locations.

    Yeah - because that won't be abused by their clients.

    Damn, look at you calling sunny out like that.

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  • Just came back after a long hiatus and forgot VirMach had moved to LES! I'm missing out!

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King
    edited 12:22AM

    @BlazinDimes said:
    Just came back after a long hiatus and forgot VirMach had moved to LES! I'm missing out!

    you missed the most complicated day of Hanukah deal.

    today's will be WILD though

    https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/200980/#Comment_200980

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  • today's will be WILD though

    Missed yesterday's $1.2B Mega Millions lottery, so this is the second best thing.

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    @VirMach said:
    So for this one I think it'll actually be more fun if I post the offers by node. This way you'll know if I'm working on it sooner and know exactly whether or not yours got done and what it was. I'll post them as if they're flash sales, so you'll also get to see the price I would have put on it (keep in mind again if it's lower specifications I won't actually be reducing anything and the pricing posted here has nothing to do with your service's actual price. I'll be presenting the mock price as per two years.)

    They'll go in clusters of nodes from oldest to newest orders.

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ007
    3 cores
    2900MB RAM
    120GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    3072GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $57.62 per 2 YEARS

    P.S. I may or may not reuse some of these as actual custom flash deals since I'm already doing the work.

    This would have been great, but of course I drew SJCZ008 so .....

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  • KrisKris Content Writer

    Oh phew, I ordered day 1 and day 3. Just to figure out what day 3 was. Can't wait to see what today's buyers got!

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: MIAZ011
    3 cores
    2816 RAM
    220GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    4096GB Bandwidth
    MIAMI, FL
    $71.59 per 2 YEARS

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    wow so all who bought miami will get that?

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ020
    2 cores
    3076 RAM
    20GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    4096GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $41.10 per 2 YEARS

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ003
    3 cores
    4352MB RAM
    180GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    6144GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $75.36 per 2 YEARS

  • @VirMach said:

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ007
    3 cores
    2900MB RAM
    120GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    3072GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $57.62 per 2 YEARS

    @VirMach said:

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ020
    2 cores
    3076 RAM
    20GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    4096GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $41.10 per 2 YEARS

    I can't see which node I'm on because trying to load the Solus page for the very first time led to this immediately after I clicked the box to simply see the captcha:

    Error 1015 Ray ID:
    You are being rate limited
    What happened?

    The owner of this website (solusvm.virmach.com) has banned you temporarily from accessing this website.

    So, when I saw your SJCZ007 specs, I got excited because I thought it was the only SJC node. But, I now see SJCZ020 specs in my account.

    The main gambling I do is buying Virmach mysteries lol.

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    Pretty good lucky streak in San Jose. Alright now it's @FrankZ let's see if it continues. Uhoh, memory not looking good but lots of IPs. This is going to be a weird one. Oh right I know what I'd do in this situation. Yep looks like the system did something on a similar plan recently.

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ008
    4 cores
    3536MB RAM
    240GB NVMe Storage
    2 IPv4
    6144GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $83.82 per 2 YEARS

  • @VirMach said:
    Pretty good lucky streak in San Jose.

    Unless someone is on SJCZ020 with me. :P

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    Another San Jose, will we get a dud? Nope doesn't look like it. After all these I'm definitely not going to feel bad for the first 512MB 10GB we hit. Okay, all out of San Jose.

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ002
    3 cores
    3328MB RAM
    150GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    8192GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $51.61 per 2 YEARS

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    @VirMach said:
    Pretty good lucky streak in San Jose. Alright now it's @FrankZ let's see if it continues. Uhoh, memory not looking good but lots of IPs. This is going to be a weird one. Oh right I know what I'd do in this situation. Yep looks like the system did something on a similar plan recently.

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ008
    4 cores
    3536MB RAM
    240GB NVMe Storage
    2 IPv4
    6144GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $83.82 per 2 YEARS

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited 2:17AM

    Back to Miami. Okay this server has a ton of IP addresses and is pretty empty, someone is about to finally have a bad day. Oh it's still working out to be pretty okay. I think this one was @Kris

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: MIAZ018
    2 cores
    1536MB RAM
    50GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    3072GB Bandwidth
    MIAMI, FL
    $25.30 per 2 YEARS

    Is that the worst one we've had so far? I guess it looks bad in comparison. I really wasn't thinking this through when I made this a mystery, I'll tally the ROI on all of them when we're done.

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  • @VirMach said:
    Back to Miami. Okay this server has a ton of IP addresses and is pretty empty, someone is about to finally have a bad day. Oh it's still working out to be pretty okay. I think this one was @Kris

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: MIAZ018
    2 cores
    1536MB RAM
    50GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    3072GB Bandwidth
    MIAMI, FL
    $25.30 per 2 YEARS

    Nice, i got 2c/2.5/60/2TB for $9.76 :-)

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  • @VirMach Do you have many nodes in San Jose where the name suggests it is a Seattle node? I was finally able to access Solus (through my Virmach control panel) and it says my node is SEA-Z010.

    I've looked up the IP in three different free ip2geolocation tools and got three very different answers: Brooklyn, NY; Tehran, IR; and Virginia. Attempt #4 said Brooklyn, NY.

    I can't YABS it because VNC shows it's stuck in a kernel panic and rebooting isn't fixing it. lol

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    Chicago. This might end up being the weirdest one so far I actually have no idea. We had a bunch of high IP deals on it and now it's out of IPs and everything almost completely. Okay hmm... I know I just said almost out of IPs but somehow this makes the most sense. Nope, okay deferring this one as well, too weird and taking long.

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: CHIZ030
    ?? cores
    ??MB RAM
    ??GB NVMe Storage
    ?? IPv4
    ??GB Bandwidth
    CHICAGO, IL
    ?? per 2 YEARS

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited 2:23AM

    @user123 said:
    @VirMach Do you have many nodes in San Jose where the name suggests it is a Seattle node? I was finally able to access Solus (through my Virmach control panel) and it says my node is SEA-Z010.

    I've looked up the IP in three different free ip2geolocation tools and got three very different answers: Brooklyn, NY; Tehran, IR; and Virginia. Attempt #4 said Brooklyn, NY.

    I can't YABS it because VNC shows it's stuck in a kernel panic and rebooting isn't fixing it. lol

    Power off, reinstall.

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