VirMach ✡ 2024 ✡ RYZEN ✡ NVMe ✡✡ Hanukkah Sale ✡ Not Another Mystery Box ✡ Christmas & New Years

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator
    edited December 28

    @VirMach you said that you were going to have a new location in the future, can I order my Mystery Box in that future Mystery location ?

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  • @FrankZ You also excited for a new location? :)

  • New location would be VirSingapore.
    Initially deployed in Johor Malaysia but marketed as Singapore.
    Auto migrated to Los Angeles after 181 days.

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  • @yoursunny said:
    New location would be VirSingapore.
    Initially deployed in Johor Malaysia but marketed as Singapore.
    Auto migrated to Los Angeles after 181 days.

    Why not just delete these accounts? It would save migration time.

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    @animeiscool said:
    @FrankZ You also excited for a new location? :)

    yes, a new location would be good, maybe.

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    @roseyysa said:

    @yoursunny said:
    New location would be VirSingapore.
    Initially deployed in Johor Malaysia but marketed as Singapore.
    Auto migrated to Los Angeles after 181 days.

    Why not just delete these accounts? It would save migration time.

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  • @FrankZ said:
    can I order my Mystery Box in that future Mystery location ?

    It's a mystery.

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  • @VirMach said:
    Next candle is live. I hope this one doesn't get as many orders because it'll be complicated to process.

    could you please give us the direct product link?
    there must be something wrong with your cdn cache and the compaign page still showing the xmas deals instead of candles.

  • @matcha said:

    @VirMach said:
    Next candle is live. I hope this one doesn't get as many orders because it'll be complicated to process.

    could you please give us the direct product link?
    there must be something wrong with your cdn cache and the compaign page still showing the xmas deals instead of candles.

    Same.

  • @roseyysa said:

    @matcha said:

    @VirMach said:
    Next candle is live. I hope this one doesn't get as many orders because it'll be complicated to process.

    could you please give us the direct product link?
    there must be something wrong with your cdn cache and the compaign page still showing the xmas deals instead of candles.

    Same.

    same here but if I use some cachebuster parameter like ?foobar=1 then I will see updates
    here is the link with 3 candles

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    @VirMach said: I hope this one doesn't get as many orders because it'll be complicated to process.

    Why did I say this...

    @FrankZ said:
    @VirMach you said that you were going to have a new location in the future, can I order my Mystery Box in that future Mystery location ?

    I feel like accepting preorders automatically curses any upcoming plans.

  • Would there be a possibility to merge 2 Candle VMs after the mystery has been done?

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    @VirMach said:
    Next candle is live. I hope this one doesn't get as many orders because it'll be complicated to process.

    Welp, I still feel Christmas Spirit today and I will be good guy and I won't order it then!

    Happy Hanukkah!

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    @sanvit said:
    Would there be a possibility to merge 2 Candle VMs after the mystery has been done?

    There's was a secret prize if you collect all eight days. I feel like no one's able to do it anymore as I don't remember seeing someone order day one and two, so I feel safe saying that now. To be clear though I was still in the stages of conceptualizing what it would be to figure it out and make it cool, and the first thought in my head was "Menorah" which falls in line with what you just said, putting all the candles together. Okay I've said too much, now there's going to be someone that actually did buy the first two and is going to buy the rest because I'm hyping it up too much so I'll actually stop right there.

    Oh right I actually scrapped that idea when the quantity limit wasn't reached, for it to work it needed to be eight separate plans.

    The answer to your question is no.

  • @VirMach If I could only choose one, which one should I choose?

    Day 3: High
    Day 4: Wild
    Day 7: Insane
    Day 8: Insane/Wild

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    Why are you limiting yourself to just those days?

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  • @roseyysa said:
    @VirMach If I could only choose one, which one should I choose?

    Day 3: High
    Day 4: Wild
    Day 7: Insane
    Day 8: Insane/Wild

    You should skip these candles.

    Day 3: latency is high.
    Day 4: routing loops are wild.
    Day 7: CPU steal is insane.
    Day 8: both of above.

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  • @VirMach said:
    There's was a secret prize if you collect all eight days.

    I doubt my blood pressure medication would've been strong enough to handle that kind of excitement.

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  • @Crab said:

    @VirMach said:
    There's was a secret prize if you collect all eight days.

    I doubt my blood pressure medication would've been strong enough to handle that kind of excitement.

    I hope it's strong enough to handle a 1200GB NVMe!

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  • @VirMach said:

    FrankZ said:
    @VirMach you said that you were going to have a new location in the future, can I order my Mystery Box in that future Mystery location ?

    I feel like accepting preorders automatically curses any upcoming plans.

    Just don't reveal the location during preoder? It adds more fun and makes it more of a loot box.
    It won't be APAC so MJJ wouldn't be much of an issue

  • @VirMach said:

    @VirMach said: I hope this one doesn't get as many orders because it'll be complicated to process.

    Why did I say this...

    Because you were joking and it's actually a simple '12x CPU/RAM/Disk/BW(@10Gbps) & 90% discount price'. 🤞

  • @ususk said:

    @VirMach said:

    FrankZ said:
    @VirMach you said that you were going to have a new location in the future, can I order my Mystery Box in that future Mystery location ?

    I feel like accepting preorders automatically curses any upcoming plans.

    Just don't reveal the location during preoder? It adds more fun and makes it more of a loot box.
    It won't be APAC so MJJ wouldn't be much of an issue

    Maybe @VirMach could colo with MzunguHosting's Antarctica server for that.

  • skorousskorous OGSenpai

    @ususk said:

    @VirMach said:

    FrankZ said:
    @VirMach you said that you were going to have a new location in the future, can I order my Mystery Box in that future Mystery location ?

    I feel like accepting preorders automatically curses any upcoming plans.

    Just don't reveal the location during preoder? It adds more fun and makes it more of a loot box.
    It won't be APAC so MJJ wouldn't be much of an issue

    To the contrary, they'll all buy hundreds of them, get pissed when it's NOT APAC, and then DDoS Virmach for weeks.

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  • @FrankZ said:
    @VirMach you said that you were going to have a new location in the future, can I order my Mystery Box in that future Mystery location ?

    New location in Israel ✡

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    I'll be placing this out of stock early today as well, let's say in 15 minutes. With the PHXZ004 migration, everything else, as well as this one being ordered more and it being more time consuming to process, and needing sleep, I think now would be a good time to start on them.

  • Originally was going to purchase one in AMS and one in Tokyo, but the 127% surcharge (for this deal) on Tokyo is pretty rough without knowing the specs. In the end I just went with one in AMS to replace my current one that's being sunset in January. Hope this doesn't come bite me later ;)

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited December 28

    Alright, third day sale is over.

    Okay before I reveal what the mystery is, two big disclaimers. (1) It will be done exactly how it's described which means a lot of chance is involved in this one so do not get your hopes up, and (2) there's a chance that it would have been lower but I will not be reducing it if that occurs, once they're done I'll announce it so you'll know for sure if yours was one of those or if it just hasn't been processed yet, since they would look the same. Probably don't look at it until I say I'm done otherwise the suspense may end up being excruciating.

    1. Specifications that match what VPSBLackFriday Flash Deal would have been on the node you landed on. If it's lower, it stays the same.

    Now some further clarifications as I'm sure there will be questions:

    • This is what it would have been and not what's currently displayed on the website. It means I'll be processing the math in the same way or close to the same way the system would be churning them out. They will be closer to the manual deals since they're being done manually. My brain has a good idea of exactly what I would have put for your node, so it won't just be resources divided by whatever quantity, it may receive multipliers if for example my brain says that would have been a better fit than smaller plans.
    • It is based on the node you landed on so I'll be processing them in batches with matching nodes. This means if someone landed on the same exact node as you, both of you will be getting the same specifications.
    • For "if it's lower" if any portion of it is higher, you'll be getting the difference added for that specification, not just that if it's lower at all or generally then it'll stay the same.
    • If there's any disputes on the fairness of what was generated, and every person who landed on the same node agrees (it could just be you) I'll allow you to request I look at it again. The request may be accepted or declined, and if it's accepted, I'll look through logs specifically for the most recent suggested plan for that node instead and using that, whether it's lower or higher.

    @theloafingone said:
    Originally was going to purchase one in AMS and one in Tokyo, but the 127% surcharge (for this deal) on Tokyo is pretty rough without knowing the specs. In the end I just went with one in AMS to replace my current one that's being sunset in January. Hope this doesn't come bite me later ;)

    If anyone bought Tokyo I think they'll end up being very pleased with the outcome. Not guaranteed, but based on how they generally tend to be on the larger size. They'll be on average much larger than the ones (for Tokyo) because Tokyo has specific code in the automation that tries to make it smaller since that's preferred for that location and I'm doing these manually. Location matters a lot for this mystery, but for any super crazy one it will just be ending up on a weird lopsided node probably. We'll see!

  • so what you're saying is...

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    @tenpera said:
    so what you're saying is...

    its mystery.

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited December 28

    So for this one I think it'll actually be more fun if I post the offers by node. This way you'll know if I'm working on it sooner and know exactly whether or not yours got done and what it was. I'll post them as if they're flash sales, so you'll also get to see the price I would have put on it (keep in mind again if it's lower specifications I won't actually be reducing anything and the pricing posted here has nothing to do with your service's actual price. I'll be presenting the mock price as per two years.)

    They'll go in clusters of nodes from oldest to newest orders.

    Offer CANDLE #3
    SKU: SJCZ007
    3 cores
    2900MB RAM
    120GB NVMe Storage
    1 IPv4
    3072GB Bandwidth
    SAN JOSE, CA
    $57.62 per 2 YEARS

    P.S. I may or may not reuse some of these as actual custom flash deals since I'm already doing the work.

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