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FrankZ

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well.....

Just means you get a $50+ dollar VM for $0.50 first year. Sounds like a pretty screaming deal to me.

EDIT: I needed to add a bus ...

Neoon

@FrankZ said:

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well.....

Just means you get a $50+ dollar VM for $0.50 first year. Sounds like a pretty screaming deal to me.

Indeed but only If I can pay it in time and @VirMach does little fix fix.

VirMach

@Neoon said:

@FrankZ said:

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well.....

Just means you get a $50+ dollar VM for $0.50 first year. Sounds like a pretty screaming deal to me.

Indeed but only If I can pay it in time and @VirMach does little fix fix.

This was all a clever trick to teach people a lesson about the benefits of having store credits available at all times.

I don't actually have a solution for you, good luck.

Jab

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well..... its 0.47$

can't pay my 0.47$ invoice.. jikes

If you willing to pay 5.5$ you can just add some addon like AUP & Transfer (this one does not get -99%) :-D
And then move that 230GB SSD to Amsterdam for 2-3$ (this is how much it is?) and make VirMach suffer.

Wait, it's to transfer to someone else, not to different location, eh, plan ruined.

Neoon

@VirMach said:

@Neoon said:

@FrankZ said:

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well.....

Just means you get a $50+ dollar VM for $0.50 first year. Sounds like a pretty screaming deal to me.

Indeed but only If I can pay it in time and @VirMach does little fix fix.

This was all a clever trick to teach people a lesson about the benefits of having store credits available at all times.

I don't actually have a solution for you, good luck.

cmon, 20$ for paying a 0.47$ VM.
That is nuts.

VirMach

@Jab said:

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well..... its 0.47$

can't pay my 0.47$ invoice.. jikes

If you willing to pay 5.5$ you can just add some addon like AUP & Transfer (this one does not get -99%) :-D
And then move that 230GB SSD to Amsterdam for 2-3$ (this is how much it is?) and make VirMach suffer.

I think he already checked out though. I guess he can also watch it get cancelled and let out a single tear.

Jab

Welp, then he fucked

Good thing that I did not took a bait, I would cry, but I can't have any balance now :-D

FrankZ

@VirMach said:

@Neoon said:

@FrankZ said:

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well.....

Just means you get a $50+ dollar VM for $0.50 first year. Sounds like a pretty screaming deal to me.

Indeed but only If I can pay it in time and @VirMach does little fix fix.

This was all a clever trick to teach people a lesson about the benefits of having store credits available at all times.

I don't actually have a solution for you, good luck.

VirMach

@Neoon said:

@VirMach said:

@Neoon said:

@FrankZ said:

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well.....

Just means you get a $50+ dollar VM for $0.50 first year. Sounds like a pretty screaming deal to me.

Indeed but only If I can pay it in time and @VirMach does little fix fix.

This was all a clever trick to teach people a lesson about the benefits of having store credits available at all times.

I don't actually have a solution for you, good luck.

cmon, 20$ for paying a 0.47$ VM.
That is nuts.

I wasn't thinking about all the potential problems, I was just happy @FrankZ was back. I had no part in the $0.50 minimum, try another payment method like Alipay. I guess you could order an NVMe Lite or something and mass pay? I don't know. Anything that doesn't involve me manually going through 50 orders.

Neoon

@VirMach said:

@Jab said:

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well..... its 0.47$

can't pay my 0.47$ invoice.. jikes

If you willing to pay 5.5$ you can just add some addon like AUP & Transfer (this one does not get -99%) :-D
And then move that 230GB SSD to Amsterdam for 2-3$ (this is how much it is?) and make VirMach suffer.

I think he already checked out though. I guess he can also watch it get cancelled and let out a single tear.

Well if you would be trustworthy after the drama this year sure would have had account credit.

VirMach

@Neoon said:

@VirMach said:

@Jab said:

@Neoon said:
"Amount must be at least $0.50 usd"
Well..... its 0.47$

can't pay my 0.47$ invoice.. jikes

If you willing to pay 5.5$ you can just add some addon like AUP & Transfer (this one does not get -99%) :-D
And then move that 230GB SSD to Amsterdam for 2-3$ (this is how much it is?) and make VirMach suffer.

I think he already checked out though. I guess he can also watch it get cancelled and let out a single tear.

Well if you would be trustworthy after the drama this year sure would have had account credit.

There's been rumors of us deadpooling for nearly 10 years now, you should have known better!

FAT32

@VirMach said:
I wasn't thinking about all the potential problems, I was just happy @FrankZ was back. I had no part in the $0.50 minimum, try another payment method like Alipay. I guess you could order an NVMe Lite or something and mass pay? I don't know. Anything that doesn't involve me manually going through 50 orders.

Hypothetically you could add another FAT32 voucher for 99% off recurring and people can buy 2 and hit the $0.50 limit

Neoon

Already got a box in NY, I just bought it because it was a nobrainer, it gave me a bit of adrenaline at least.

msatt

@VirMach Love the fantastic discount, but can't pay as amount is under $0.5

tototo

I got Offer #143 with a FRANKZ coupon. I actually wanted Offer #142, but anyway, is this the intended behavior? (VNC shows that Almalinux is actually installed)

clientarea.php -- Installed OS:  Almalinux 8
control.php    -- Operating System  DISABLED - Windows Desktop (Server 2019) Evaluation Legacy

VirMach

@tototo said:
I got Offer #143 with a FRANKZ coupon. I actually wanted Offer #142, but anyway, is this the intended behavior? (VNC shows that Almalinux is actually installed)

clientarea.php -- Installed OS:  Almalinux 8
control.php    -- Operating System    DISABLED - Windows Desktop (Server 2019) Evaluation Legacy

Not intended. I've seen a few people install disabled operating systems, I guess that explains that. I'm guessing since ... something.. something...

Which product did you end up on?

FrankZ

@VirMach said: I wasn't thinking about all the potential problems, I was just happy @FrankZ was back.

Story of my life, but there is a solution....
make FRANKZ coupon 95% off problem solved.

VirMach

@FAT32 said:

@VirMach said:
I wasn't thinking about all the potential problems, I was just happy @FrankZ was back. I had no part in the $0.50 minimum, try another payment method like Alipay. I guess you could order an NVMe Lite or something and mass pay? I don't know. Anything that doesn't involve me manually going through 50 orders.

Hypothetically you could add another FAT32 voucher for 99% off recurring and people can buy 2 and hit the $0.50 limit

Sorry, VirMach from 2025 called and he asked I do not do a 99% recurring coupon.

VirMach

@FrankZ said:

@VirMach said: I wasn't thinking about all the potential problems, I was just happy @FrankZ was back.

Story of my life, but there is a solution....
make FRANKZ coupon 95% off problem solved.

Coupon FRANKZ has been expired.

New coupon code FRANKZ for 95% off one-time. Same terms as last FRANKZ coupon. Anyone who used the previous FRANKZ coupon still needs to figure out how they'll pay.

Highly recommended that the FRANKZ coupon gets used on an offer that is at least $10.

Neoon

@VirMach said:

@FrankZ said:

@VirMach said: I wasn't thinking about all the potential problems, I was just happy @FrankZ was back.

Story of my life, but there is a solution....
make FRANKZ coupon 95% off problem solved.

Coupon FRANKZ has been expired.

New coupon code FRANKZ for 95% off one-time. Same terms as last FRANKZ coupon. Anyone who used the previous FRANKZ coupon still needs to figure out how they'll pay.

Do me a favour and add a FRANKZ late fee to my invoice please.

tototo

@VirMach said:

@tototo said:
I got Offer #143 with a FRANKZ coupon. I actually wanted Offer #142, but anyway, is this the intended behavior? (VNC shows that Almalinux is actually installed)

clientarea.php -- Installed OS:  Almalinux 8
control.php    -- Operating System  DISABLED - Windows Desktop (Server 2019) Evaluation Legacy

Not intended. I've seen a few people install disabled operating systems, I guess that explains that. I'm guessing since ... something.. something...

Which product did you end up on?

I just bought it from BF page and didn't do anything. Select OS was set to Install later, so I thought it would be delivered without any OS installed.
Sorry if I misunderstood something.

(edit)
Just in case you need to look something up.

Your Order Number is: 7578666252

FAT32

@Neoon said:

@VirMach said:

@FrankZ said:

@VirMach said: I wasn't thinking about all the potential problems, I was just happy @FrankZ was back.

Story of my life, but there is a solution....
make FRANKZ coupon 95% off problem solved.

Coupon FRANKZ has been expired.

New coupon code FRANKZ for 95% off one-time. Same terms as last FRANKZ coupon. Anyone who used the previous FRANKZ coupon still needs to figure out how they'll pay.

Do me a favour and add a FRANKZ late fee to my invoice please.

@VirMach make the late fee 5% -> make it $0.49

VirMach

All invoices under $0.50 have been made $0.50 -- sorry to whoever has to pay 10 cents extra now because of @Neoon even though you actually had other plans.

Neoon

@VirMach said:
All invoices under $0.50 have been made $0.50 -- sorry to whoever has to pay 10 cents extra now because of @Neoon even though you actually had other plans.

Giropay is broken and Alipay just asked me for my ID.
I don't have a valid one right now, so big rip.

Thanks though.

VirMach

Also who did this?

FAT32

@VirMach said:
All invoices under $0.50 have been made $0.50 -- sorry to whoever has to pay 10 cents extra now because of @Neoon even though you actually had other plans.

Nooooo I am just about to reload $20, thank you @Neoon /s

VirMach

@tototo said:

@VirMach said:

@tototo said:
I got Offer #143 with a FRANKZ coupon. I actually wanted Offer #142, but anyway, is this the intended behavior? (VNC shows that Almalinux is actually installed)

clientarea.php -- Installed OS:  Almalinux 8
control.php    -- Operating System    DISABLED - Windows Desktop (Server 2019) Evaluation Legacy

Not intended. I've seen a few people install disabled operating systems, I guess that explains that. I'm guessing since ... something.. something...

Which product did you end up on?

I just bought it from BF page and didn't do anything. Select OS was set to Install later, so I thought it would be delivered without any OS installed.
Sorry if I misunderstood something.

(edit)
Just in case you need to look something up.

Your Order Number is: 7578666252

Uhhh, oh I'm guessing it's a new "feature" added where if no OS is found it defaults to whatever one it finds first. That makes the most sense.

FrankZ

@Neoon said:

@VirMach said:
All invoices under $0.50 have been made $0.50 -- sorry to whoever has to pay 10 cents extra now because of @Neoon even though you actually had other plans.

Giropay is broken and Alipay just asked me for my ID.
I don't have a valid one right now, so big rip.

Thanks though.

@Virmach please deduct $0.50 from my account balance to pay @Neoon 's invoice.

(VirMach says: And it was going so well before that FrankZ guy showed up. )

Neoon

If this goes through.
"This is a payment receipt for Invoice 1661734 sent on 11/22/2024"

Gonna get virmachnot.rip

codelock

Comeon people buy the vps so better ones re roll