A new HACKING tool!

bikegremlin

New and revolutionary!

DataRecovery

I like this version of Slavic hacking tool.

Lightweight, fully portable, ergonomically designed, and eco-friendly. And helps to get access to the info real quick.

Also makes you very fit and capable of running through the forest for a while

bikegremlin

@DataRecovery said:

I like this version of Slavic hacking tool.

Lightweight, fully portable, ergonomically designed, and eco-friendly. And helps to get access to the info real quick.

Also makes you very fit and capable of running through the forest for a while

Ahh, the legendary Earcutter! Love it!
Easy to carry - hard to take!

lleddewk

@bikegremlin said:
New and revolutionary!

Does it have wifi?

Keith

bikegremlin

@lleddewk said:

@bikegremlin said:
New and revolutionary!

Does it have wifi?

Keith

This version can only hack LAN infrastructure, but we are working on developing a Wi-Fi hacking tool.
Stay tuned.

Chievo

@bikegremlin said:

@lleddewk said:

@bikegremlin said:
New and revolutionary!

Does it have wifi?

Keith

This version can only hack LAN cables, but we are working on developing a Wi-Fi hacking tool.
Stay tuned.

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Amadex

HEIL RELJA

bikegremlin

@Amadex said:
HEIL RELJA

Your TCP overhead has been doubled!
Thank you.

Chievo

@bikegremlin said:

@Amadex said:
HEIL RELJA

Your TCP overhead has been doubled!
Thank you.

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bikegremlin

@Chievo said:

@bikegremlin said:

@Amadex said:
HEIL RELJA

Your TCP overhead has been doubled!
Thank you.

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Indeed.
Safety is always an important concern!

Mumbly

@DataRecovery said: I like this version of Slavic hacking tool.

Fun fact: that blade is made from AUS-8 japanese steel, produced by Aichi Steel Corporation or as our Serbian friends say, "Srbija do Tokija"!

bikegremlin

@Mumbly said:

@DataRecovery said: I like this version of Slavic hacking tool.

Fun fact: that blade is made from AUS-8 japanese steel, produced by Aichi Steel Corporation or as our Serbian friends say, "Srbija do Tokija"!

In truth, it's made of refurbished rusty spoons (100% recycled!), but the production is outsourced to Japan in order to reduce the manufacturing costs.

Mumbly

@bikegremlin said:

In truth, it's made of refurbished rusty spoons (100% recycled!), but the production is outsourced to Japan in order to reduce the manufacturing costs.

Exactly what I said!

somik

At least we now know what @bikegremlin gets up to in his free time... I would not have guessed saving the planet with eco friendly cordless portable hand tools that never needs to be charged or plugged in!!

yoursunny

Can you use this to hack off an arm without bleeding?

bikegremlin

@yoursunny said:
Can you use this to hack off an arm without bleeding?

Why would you do that?
No blood - no party!

yoursunny

@bikegremlin said:

@yoursunny said:
Can you use this to hack off an arm without bleeding?

Why would you do that?
No blood - no party!

Can you use this to hack off an arm without moaning?

host_c

I am waiting for some AXE-Type problem solver, that always "fixes" stuff fast, hack's you into closed spaces, and so on....

@bikegremlin

Nice video!

bikegremlin

@yoursunny said:

@bikegremlin said:

@yoursunny said:
Can you use this to hack off an arm without bleeding?

Why would you do that?
No blood - no party!

Can you use this to hack off an arm without moaning?

It can, if you use our semi-automatic hammer for anesthesia first.

Chievo

@bikegremlin said:

@yoursunny said:

@bikegremlin said:

@yoursunny said:
Can you use this to hack off an arm without bleeding?

Why would you do that?
No blood - no party!

Can you use this to hack off an arm without moaning?

It can, if you use our semi-automatic hammer for anesthesia first.

Bundle them !!!! Great success ( put borat image)

host_c

bikegremlin

@Chievo said:

@bikegremlin said:

@yoursunny said:

@bikegremlin said:

@yoursunny said:
Can you use this to hack off an arm without bleeding?

Why would you do that?
No blood - no party!

Can you use this to hack off an arm without moaning?

It can, if you use our semi-automatic hammer for anesthesia first.

Bundle them !!!! Great success ( put borat image)

I fear that would not sell well without the legendary Earcutter added to the bundle.
Unfortunately, with the embargo on Russian trade, that is not possible to negotiate at the moment.

Another obstacle is that the semi-automatic hammer is too heavy for our standard pigeon delivery, which affects the delivery time and shipping costs.