Buy one Asian VPS, get two push-up videos
yoursunny
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This is a service transfer offer for GreenCloudVPS 2021 BFNVMeOSJP-1 KVM server in Tokyo Japan.
I decide to let it go because I switched to BudgetKVMJP-2.
Specification
- 1 vCPU, Xeon E5-2690v3
- 2GB RAM
- 50GB NVMe
- 1 dedicated IPv4 and /64 on-link IPv6
- 1000GB monthly transfer, counted in both directions
Compare to the popular 2222-JP plan, this server offers more than double the storage and some more bandwidth.
Information
- YABS benchmark: YABS archive YABSdb
- network looking glass: Tokyo
- BGP subnet: 91.199.209.0/24 2403:71c0:2000::/48
- control panel: SolusVM 1, custom ISO not supported, VNC can be disabled
- host node: NVMeJP4
- involucration risk: 10%
- price increase risk: 10%
The push-up Video
It is our tradition to include a secret push-up video on every service transfer offer.
As requested by @FatGrizzly , this VPS will be loaded with not one, but two push-up videos.
Seller will not publish these videos elsewhere until 7 days after the transaction.
Service Price paid to provider
- billing cycle: every three years
- recurring price: USD $86.00
- next invoice date: 2024-11-26
Provider Transfer Policy
GreenCloudVPS transfer will be performed via ticket.
365 Group LLC charges $10 billing service fee.
Seller pays billing service fee.
Price paid to @yoursunny
- Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee)
- PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)
If the transfer fails to complete due to reasons outside of seller's control, payment gateway transaction fee will be deducted from the refund.
- what's worse14 votes
- 2 vps 1 video57.14%
- 1 vps 1 video14.29%
- 1 vps 2 video28.57%
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Comments
Can I trade in the pushup videos for more VPSes?
youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU
No, because you cannot sublicense the videos.
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Still available!
I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.
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Vietcong Osaka comes with NTT routing, I will pass
Ontario Dildo Inspector
It's physically moved to Tokyo.
Network is NTT + IIJ.
https://bgp.tools/prefix/91.199.209.0/24
https://ping.pe/91.199.209.1
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"You cannot charge gateway fees"
(joking obv)
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This is not a gateway fee, but a handling fee.
I can check Venmo or CashApp payments on my phone.
I must get out of the bed and turn on the computer to check a PayPal payment, hence it adds a small handling fee.
I must get out of the house and go to the mailroom to receive a cheque payment, hence it adds an even bigger handling fee.
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Still a gateway fee
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Pay with cash in hand and stop crying.
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Come here to get them, the seller pays the flight costs (gateway fee)
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Oh and if you don't come within 4 hours I'll open a dispute.
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but only 1vCPU, when they should come in pairs
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
How's many vCPUs doesn't matter.
The provider can give you 256 vCPUs and map all of them to the same physical CPU.
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if thats what makes you happier!
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
All services not transferred, @localhost is making me jealous!
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Limited time offer until Cyber Monday:
Buyer can either take $6 additional discount (i.e. $28 on Venmo/CashApp and $30 on PayPal) or receive double push-up videos (i.e. 4 videos).
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