Nekki
Nekki
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- Nekki
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I would like Divi AI to create an entire website form me, find the cheapest possible hosting and run it all for me. The sole input I will provide is an episode of the Golden Girls and a picture of my flaccid penis. What do you think it might create?
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(Quote) Full body? I’ll grab the lube.
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(Quote) My bare anus is ready and my sphincter is freshly bleached.
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(Quote) Just me who did not even know who this was, let alone that they’d died?
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Empornium to see if there are new scenes that meet my criteria, then The Athletic to see if Forest have signed anyone of if anyone got injured during the Giants training camp. Following a quick hand-shandy, I usually peruse the classifieds on AVFor…
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Dude, let it go. Not much happens here.
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(Quote) Hmm, that spec is almost perfect for my needs, unlike my disgustingly fat, shallow penis.
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(Quote) Soft drinks were a bit limited though, it was Coca Cola or Pepsi really. No-one was going to serve Orangeade at a party. (Quote) I don’t because i hate the stuff, but you can install a tap that carbonates the water for you.
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(Quote) Back in the day, mineral water wasn’t available easily, shops didn’t stock it, so having this water was considered fancy. Folks would have bottles at parties etc so the non-drinkers. Also, carbonated water was a long way from being availabl…
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(Quote) What if it’s really girthy but very short?
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(Quote) Perhaps I'm older than you, but I remember getting a pint or two daily, plus the occasional bottle of orange or apple juice and for special occasions, mineral water!
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(Quote) Does she have a square-shaped growler?
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(Quote) What can I get for one pound at Wendy’s?
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(Quote) Does that mean the dong is large or just quite healthy?
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(Quote) Sir, this is more than one pound.
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(Quote) Wow, didn't realise all the videos I watched on PronHube were documentaries.
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(Quote) Cheap dedis or milkmen who spaff over the faces of mothers?
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(Quote) Yeah, you’re a monster. Unless you’re Ukrainian, obviously.
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(Quote) He was always spilling the milk on my mum’s face.
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(Quote) I don't think you can sex a joke but I've seen plenty get totally screwed due to poor delivery.
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(Quote) Sadly, I think the issue is increasingly that no-one can take a joke or laugh at themselves anymore.
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Were you using the codes intended for Ukraine?
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(Quote) Accurate. The lack of banter round these parts is frankly, a disgrace.
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(Quote) If only it wasn’t filled to the last GB with tentacles…
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(Quote) Have you recently suffered a concussion? (Quote) The nature of the medium is irrelevant. The capacity is weak-minded.