Also cleaning out some low-end services

I was cleaning out my closet and found these dormant VPSes that are looking for a new owner:

CPU MEM DISK BW LOCATION PRICE PROVIDER RENEWS
4vCPU (AMD EPYC 7302) 8GB 160GB 5TB The Netherlands € 48 / year Naranja 30 Nov 2024
2vCPU (Intel E-2276G) 3GB 60GB 9TB The Netherlands € 35 / year InceptionHosting 22 March 2025
1vCPU (Intel E5-2680) 2GB 15GB 1TB The Netherlands € 12.89 / year FireVPS 1 Dec 2024
1vCPU (AMD Ryzen 7950X3D) 1GB 15GB 1TB India $ 15 / year DigiRDP 28 April 2025
1vCPU (AMD Ryzen 5950X) 1GB 25GB 'Unmetered @ 1Gbps' USA (NYC) $ 10 / year HostTheBest 7 May 2025
1vCPU (Intel E5-2690) 1GB 7GB 1TB The Netherlands $ 7.6 / year VPSforVPN (RareCloud) 3 May 2025
2vCPU (Potato AI) 8GB 70GB 25TB Garage in Italy € 10 / year C1V Hosting 17 April 2025

Terms & Conditions:
I accept PayPal, Crypto, Pokémon trading cards or trade offers. I'm not looking to make a profit on these, but I don’t intend to take a loss either. So, any transfer or transaction fees must be covered by the buyer. What you offer is what I receive, simple as that.
Note: I haven't checked with the providers whether transfers are allowed or what the conditions/fees are.
Established LES members only.

Comments

  • Wait, how does the payment via "Pokémon trading cards" work?

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  • LOCATION Garage in Italy

    oh wild

  • Also, what's that Potato AI supposed to mean? 👀

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  • @yucchun said:
    Also, what's that Potato AI supposed to mean? 👀

    Potato AI is the combined power of all potatoes in the world. Powerfull according to a few, useless according to the most.

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  • @Calypso said:

    @yucchun said:
    Also, what's that Potato AI supposed to mean? 👀

    Potato AI is the combined power of all potatoes in the world. Powerfull according to a few, useless according to the most.

    oil-cooled fried processors, yummy

  • @somik said:
    Wait, how does the payment via "Pokémon trading cards" work?

    Imagine you have a friend named Freek. Freek has something special called a VPS – it’s like a computer that lives on the internet and can help you do cool things online. Freek is selling this VPS, meaning he wants to give it to you, but in exchange, you need to give him something he wants. And guess what? Freek wants to be paid in Pokémon cards!

    Here’s how you pay Freek with Pokémon cards by using snail mail:

    • Decide on the Pokémon Card(s): First, you and Freek decide which Pokémon card (or cards) he wants from you. Let’s say he wants your special Pikachu and Charmander cards.
    • Get an Envelope: Find an envelope to keep your cards safe. Make sure to add some soft padding so Pikachu and Charmander don’t get bent or hurt.
    • Write a Note for Freek: Add a little note that says, “Hi Freek! Here are the cards for the VPS. Thanks so much! From, [Your Name].” It’s a nice way to say, “This is my payment!”
    • Put on a Stamp and Address the Envelope: Don’t forget the stamp and Freek’s address! That tells the mail people where to send your Pokémon card “payment.”
    • Mail It! Drop your envelope into the mailbox, and soon the mail truck will start the journey to Freek.

    Once Freek gets your envelope and opens it, he’ll have his Pokémon cards as payment! Then he’ll give you access to the VPS, and now it’s yours to use. So, you’re basically “buying” the VPS with Pokémon cards, and snail mail helps carry the cards to Freek. Isn’t that cool?

    @yucchun said:

    LOCATION Garage in Italy

    oh wild

    You know how the saying goes: If it quacks like a duck....

    @yucchun said:
    Also, what's that Potato AI supposed to mean? 👀

    https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/169211#Comment_169211

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  • @Freek said:

    @somik said:
    Wait, how does the payment via "Pokémon trading cards" work?

    Here’s how you pay Freek with Pokémon cards by using snail mail:

    < snip >
    LOL, I admit I was curious as well. Wondered if there was some spiffy digital way to buy someone cards or something. Nope, old skool.

  • @yucchun said:
    Also, what's that Potato AI supposed to mean? 👀

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting Provider

    @Freek You will never get my holographic Charizard!!!!

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  • @Freek Can I get YABS on Potato? Very interested in the frying logistics.

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  • @skorous said:

    @Freek said:

    @somik said:
    Wait, how does the payment via "Pokémon trading cards" work?

    Here’s how you pay Freek with Pokémon cards by using snail mail:


    < snip >
    LOL, I admit I was curious as well. Wondered if there was some spiffy digital way to buy someone cards or something. Nope, old skool.

    And here i thought it was some new weird crypto currency launched by Nintendo. Turns out, it's the OG trading system!

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  • @AuroraZero said:
    @Freek You will never get my holographic Charizard!!!!

    No need! You can have the C1v for free. I remember you wanted one to play with. Here's your chance :)

    @yucchun said:
    @Freek Can I get YABS on Potato? Very interested in the frying logistics.

    No, I cannot, because C1V removed the IP from my VPS so I can't access it any more. He didn't assign a new IP because I didn't request it. Can't make this shit up, but @dev_vps has shared some YABS here: https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/186855/#Comment_186855 . The 'performance' of mine is probably similar.

  • @Freek said:
    No, I cannot, because C1V removed the IP from my VPS so I can't access it any more.

    WTF? Concerning.

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting Provider

    @yucchun said:

    @Freek said:
    No, I cannot, because C1V removed the IP from my VPS so I can't access it any more.

    WTF? Concerning.

    Not the correct words it is something else

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  • too bad the potato is not seasoned with Sodium(TM)

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    The all seeing eye sees everything...

  • @terrorgen said:
    too bad the potato is not seasoned with Sodium(TM)

    We season our potato with Old Bay®️.

    HostBrr aff best VPS; VirmAche aff worst VPS.
    Unable to push-up due to shoulder injury 😣

  • @yoursunny said:

    @terrorgen said:
    too bad the potato is not seasoned with Sodium(TM)

    We season our potato with Old Bay®️.

    Better then seasoning the potato with Radium...

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  • _MS__MS_ OG
    edited November 2

    If yeti0 don't want it, I can haz the PotatoServer, for YABS?

  • @yucchun said:
    @Freek Can I get YABS on Potato? Very interested in the frying logistics.

    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
    #                     v2024-06-09                    #
    # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    
    Sat Nov  2 18:41:37 CST 2024
    
    Basic System Information:
    ---------------------------------
    Uptime     : 26 days, 16 hours, 16 minutes
    Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2697A v4 @ 2.60GHz
    CPU cores  : 2 @ 2596.992 MHz
    AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
    VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
    RAM        : 7.6 GiB
    Swap       : 4.0 GiB
    Disk       : 78.2 GiB
    Distro     : Ubuntu 22.04.5 LTS
    Kernel     : 6.8.0-45-generic
    VM Type    : KVM
    IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online
    
    IPv6 Network Information:
    ---------------------------------
    ISP        : Cinzia Tocci trading as C1V
    ASN        : AS212271 Cinzia Tocci trading as C1V
    Location   : Milan, Lombardy (25)
    Country    : Italy
    
    fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda2):
    ---------------------------------
    Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
    Read       | 80.08 MB/s   (20.0k) | 1.06 GB/s    (16.5k)
    Write      | 80.29 MB/s   (20.0k) | 1.06 GB/s    (16.6k)
    Total      | 160.37 MB/s  (40.0k) | 2.12 GB/s    (33.2k)
               |                      |
    Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
      ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
    Read       | 1.56 GB/s     (3.0k) | 1.60 GB/s     (1.5k)
    Write      | 1.65 GB/s     (3.2k) | 1.70 GB/s     (1.6k)
    Total      | 3.22 GB/s     (6.2k) | 3.31 GB/s     (3.2k)
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
    ---------------------------------
    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 9.43 Mbits/sec  | 96.9 Mbits/sec  | 33.3 ms
    Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 13.5 Mbits/sec  | 684 Mbits/sec   | 30.1 ms
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 9.42 Mbits/sec  | busy            | 84.9 ms
    Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 2.55 Mbits/sec  | 45.1 Mbits/sec  | 146 ms
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 2.67 Mbits/sec  | 74.5 Mbits/sec  | 165 ms
    Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 3.33 Mbits/sec  | 139 Mbits/sec   | 100 ms
    Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 2.41 Mbits/sec  | 87.1 Mbits/sec  | 213 ms
    
    iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
    ---------------------------------
    Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
    -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
    Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 9.78 Mbits/sec  | 160 Mbits/sec   | 33.1 ms
    Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 17.0 Mbits/sec  | 686 Mbits/sec   | 29.5 ms
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 7.89 Mbits/sec  | 71.4 Mbits/sec  | 85.6 ms
    Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 3.42 Mbits/sec  | busy            | 146 ms
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 2.82 Mbits/sec  | 77.5 Mbits/sec  | 165 ms
    Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 3.62 Mbits/sec  | 197 Mbits/sec   | 101 ms
    Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 2.37 Mbits/sec  | 82.6 Mbits/sec  | 213 ms
    
    Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
    ---------------------------------
    Test            | Value
                    |
    Single Core     | 531
    Multi Core      | 1002
    Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/8615489
    
    YABS completed in 27 min 29 sec
    

    Not the same but similar.

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  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting Provider

    MS said:
    If yeti0 don't want it, I can haz the PotatoServer, for YABS?

    All yours bud if @Freek agrees to leave my holographic Charizard alone!

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  • edited November 3

    @Freek said: 2vCPU (Potato AI) 8GB 70GB 25TB Garage in Italy € 10 / year C1V Hosting 17 April 2025

    I'll give you €5 for this just so I can throw a Syncthing relay on it to pad my stats
    edit: just saw u gave it away nm

    @Freek said: No need! You can have the C1v for free. I remember you wanted one to play with. Here's your chance :)

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  • @AuroraZero said:

    MS said:
    If yeti0 don't want it, I can haz the PotatoServer, for YABS?

    All yours bud if @Freek agrees to leave my holographic Charizard alone!

    I'll get your Charizard next time!
    MS Please DM me your C1V email address and I'll ask Luca to push it to you. Let's see what hoops I need to jump through this time.

    @beanman109 said:

    @Freek said: 2vCPU (Potato AI) 8GB 70GB 25TB Garage in Italy € 10 / year C1V Hosting 17 April 2025

    I'll give you €5 for this just so I can throw a Syncthing relay on it to pad my stats
    edit: just saw u gave it away nm

    @Freek said: No need! You can have the C1v for free. I remember you wanted one to play with. Here's your chance :)

    Feel free to pick any other VPS from the list for € 5 :)

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  • How is RareCloud for sale? How much is it

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    @hututu said:
    How is RareCloud for sale? How much is it

    Eh what?

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  • @AuroraZero said:

    @hututu said:
    How is RareCloud for sale? How much is it

    Eh what?

    VPSforVPN ... second one from the bottom.

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting Provider

    @skorous said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @hututu said:
    How is RareCloud for sale? How much is it

    Eh what?

    VPSforVPN ... second one from the bottom.

    Got ya thank you

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  • @hututu said:
    How is RareCloud for sale? How much is it

    € 5 or @AuroraZero holo Charizard.

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero ModeratorHosting Provider

    @Freek said:

    @hututu said:
    How is RareCloud for sale? How much is it

    € 5 or @AuroraZero holo Charizard.

    Never!!!!!

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  • Errata to OP:

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