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  • edited January 2023

    @FrankZ said:
    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    Even though we are from different parts of the world, the English language is what brings us together. To make sure that we understand each other, we use English when posting.
    This doesn’t exclude other languages but should be kept to a minimum to include as many community members as possible
    (if possible, include a rough translation in English).

    Fatty (Virmach) hit a new high in a critical year and minor glitches can be fixed after a reboot.
    If it can't be fixed, reinstall the system yourself.
    If it still can't be fixed, then treat it as a minor problem and put up with it, it's not completely unusable.
    We all have the same problem, so why send a ticket?
    All in all, I think it's okay.
    At this price for this configuration, what else do you need to care?
    Fatty (Virmach) does not earn money, make friends with us and sell chicks (VPS).

    Thanked by (3)lemoncube FrankZ HarveyLee

    from google translate

  • @cybertech said: so now migrate function is not working? dont see the dropdown to any location.

    I think it's disabled for some reason.

  • @lemoncube said:

    @cybertech said: so now migrate function is not working? dont see the dropdown to any location.

    I think it's disabled for some reason.

    He lying he broked it :p

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  • @FrankZ said: seemed to cause more problems then it prevented

    THAN!

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • edited January 2023

    @Caxen said:

    @FrankZ said:
    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    Even though we are from different parts of the world, the English language is what brings us together. To make sure that we understand each other, we use English when posting.
    This doesn’t exclude other languages but should be kept to a minimum to include as many community members as possible
    (if possible, include a rough translation in English).

    fatso (Virmach) hit a new high in a critical year and minor glitches can be fixed after a reboot.
    If it can't be fixed, reinstall the system yourself.
    If it still can't be fixed, then treat it as a minor problem and put up with it, it's not completely unusable.
    We all have the same problem, so why send a ticket?
    All in all, I think it's okay.
    At this price for this configuration, what else do you need to care?
    fatso (Virmach) does not earn money, make friends with us and sell chicks (VPS).

    Translation totally lost the Ryzen rhythm
    Darn , that is a poem, a poem

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @FrankZ said: seemed to cause more problems then it prevented

    THAN!

    Migration button mysteriously disappeared

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @Caxen said:

    @FrankZ said:
    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    Even though we are from different parts of the world, the English language is what brings us together. To make sure that we understand each other, we use English when posting.
    This doesn’t exclude other languages but should be kept to a minimum to include as many community members as possible
    (if possible, include a rough translation in English).

    fatso (Virmach) hit a new high in a critical year and minor glitches can be fixed after a reboot.
    If it can't be fixed, reinstall the system yourself.
    If it still can't be fixed, then treat it as a minor problem and put up with it, it's not completely unusable.
    We all have the same problem, so why send a ticket?
    All in all, I think it's okay.
    At this price for this configuration, what else do you need to care?
    fatso (Virmach) does not earn money, make friends with us and sell chicks (VPS).

    Translation totally lost the Ryzen rhythm
    Darn , that is a poem, a poem

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @FrankZ said: seemed to cause more problems then it prevented

    THAN!

    Migration button mysteriously disappeared

    Probably because ya numbskulls bought all he had and there is nothing left until he ships more servers.

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  • edited January 2023

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Translation totally lost the Ryzen rhythm
    Darn , that is a poem, a poem

    Put up or shut up. =) =)

    from google translate

  • @cybertech said:
    so now migrate function is not working? dont see the dropdown to any location.

    not that i'm trying to migrate through, just toying with the idea.

    Oh, but I was. I'd been thinking about moving one of my collections to NYC, where I never have got a node ever. Shoot.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    i think virmach is having virmache now from massive migration requests screwing everything up including tokyo loophole.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @AuroraZero said:

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    no,it isn't

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    @taizi said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    no,it isn't

    i cant tell if its friendly, sarcastic or "it is what it is"

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • @taizi said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    no,it isn't

    Yeah I know was just joking around and don't have or want the authority to tell them it's English here. When I was a child and thought as a child I did do childish things and thought any language that wasn't English was someone swearing. The old American cartoons are to blame.

    Thanked by (1)Caxen

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  • @cybertech said:

    @taizi said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    You swearing at someone?

    no,it isn't

    i cant tell if its friendly, sarcastic or "it is what it is"

    @FrankZ knows he knows everything 😉

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  • Migrations should be enabled only on standard plans.. not on this flash sales. Stop screwing everything for everyone... damn ppl

    ServerStatus , slackvpn <-- openVPN auto install script for Slackware 15

  • End of discussion.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    @emperor said:
    Migrations should be enabled only on standard plans.. not on this flash sales. Stop screwing everything for everyone... damn ppl

    fully agree!

    after i migrate.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited January 2023

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Why QUARTER code is gone! NO NOOO!

    don't remind me of my spin

    Thanked by (2)Flying_Chinaman FrankZ
  • edited January 2023

    @cybertech said:

    @emperor said:
    Migrations should be enabled only on standard plans.. not on this flash sales. Stop screwing everything for everyone... damn ppl

    fully agree!

    after i migrate.

    Yeah after we migrated. Why would the old fart turn off his money print button?

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • @FrankZ said:

    @JamesLebron said: Please solve my Offline problem as soon as possible.

    Your service will be activated in time. It is not unusual to have some VPS creations go bad during these flash sales. VirMach will make the rounds and fix them. Creating a ticket and/or posting it here may get you marked as a problematic customer. Why? Because when you buy these flash sales you agree to limited/no support. By putting in a ticket to try to rush the provisioning of your VPS you are breaking that agreement. By posting your ticket number here you are trying to get preferential treatment of your ticket over other tickets in the queue.
    My advise is to close your ticket, and wait. You don't need to listen to me, that is your choice. I am here just to help, guide folks in the right direction as I see it, and make suggestions for people to try and avoid as many future problems as possible.

    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

  • edited January 2023

    Wow MJJ retailer shows up again, that's a lucrative biz


    @JamesLebron said: Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    When the sun rises in the West and sets in the East. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • @JamesLebron said: Terminated.

    Terminated is bad.. you did something nasty didn't you ?

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  • @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Terminated.

    Terminated is bad.. you did something nasty didn't you ?

    @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Terminated.

    Terminated is bad.. you did something nasty didn't you ?

    Shut up licking dog.

  • @JamesLebron said: Shut up licking dog.

    Whatever floats your boat

    ServerStatus , slackvpn <-- openVPN auto install script for Slackware 15

  • @emperor said:

    @JamesLebron said: Shut up licking dog.

    Whatever floats your boat

    What makes you a licking dog?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Wow MJJ retailer shows up again, that's a lucrative biz


    @JamesLebron said: Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    When the sun rises in the West and sets in the East. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

    20$ profit? hold my beer

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • edited January 2023

    @cybertech said: 20$ profit? hold my beer

    223% profit, another fine day of capitalism


    @JamesLebron @emperor you two calm down and be civil

    JamesLebron may be an victim of anti-fraud

    His previous post goes below

    https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/121297#Comment_121297

    smartass shitposting satirist

  • @JamesLebron said:
    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    Thanked by (1)shallow
  • @risturiz said:

    @JamesLebron said:
    Today I logged into my account and found that the number in the Services column is 0 and the machine status is Terminated.
    Has this been deleted or is it being repaired? Will the machine appear normally if I continue to wait?

    Hahaha

  • edited January 2023

    @andylee said:
    胖冲高,关键年,小毛病,重启解,
    再不行,自己D,若还是,没解决,
    小问题,忍一下,又不是,不能用,
    很多人,都一样,也就你,发工单,
    反正我,觉得行。
    好配置,这价格,还要啥,自行车,
    胖子他,不赚钱,交朋友,卖小鸡

    An inaccurate translation that loses the rhythm of the original:

    This is a crucial year for the boss of virmach.

    Don't bother him if it's nothing urgent.

    Don't expect too much for such a good price.

    We all run into various problems.

    Virmach is not making sales, but friends.

  • @j0rmo said: Virmach is not making sales, but friends.

    Indeed. It's about building relationships, and who am I kidding, I miss the flash sale already.

    I need a life.

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