ChatGPT by OpenAI

Mason · December 2022

Just got around to fiddling with ChatGPT today and wow.... I'm impressed.

Has anyone here checked it out? What are some really cool things it does well? Have you hit any limitations or things it completely botched?

Mason · December 2022

My latest query:

Me:

Write a Java interface called "LESbians" that has three methods called shout, cry, and involucrate. Now create two instantiations of this interface, one called "idler" where shout prints the statement "$7, debian thx", cry prints a crying emoji, and involucrate waits for the user to type 666 characters before continuing. The other instantiation of this interface will be called "MJJ" where should prints the statement "I'M LOSING MILLIONS", cry opens a browser to twitter.com, and involucrate kills the program.

Response:

Here is an example of how you could create an interface in Java called LESbians, which contains three methods called shout, cry, and involve. Then, we will create two instantiations of this interface, called idler and MJJ, which will implement these methods in different ways:

public interface LESbians {
    public void shout();
    public void cry();
    public void involve();
}

public class idler implements LESbians {
    public void shout() {
        System.out.println("$7, debian thx");
    }

    public void cry() {
        System.out.println("😢");
    }

    public void involve() {
        Scanner sc = new Scanner(System.in);
        int count = 0;
        while (count < 666) {
            sc.next();
            count++;
        }
    }
}

public class MJJ implements LESbians {
    public void shout() {
        System.out.println("I'M LOSING MILLIONS");
    }

    public void cry() {
        Runtime rt = Runtime.getRuntime();
        rt.exec("open https://twitter.com/");
    }

    public void involve() {
        System.exit(0);
    }
}

In this code, we first define the LESbians interface, which contains three abstract methods called shout, cry, and involve. Then, we create two classes called idler and MJJ, which implement the LESbians interface and provide specific implementations of these methods.

The idler class provides an implementation of the shout method that prints a message to the console, an implementation of the cry method that prints a crying emoji to the console, and an implementation of the involve method that waits for the user to type 666 characters before continuing.

The MJJ class, on the other hand, provides an implementation of the shout method that prints a different message to the console, an implementation of the cry method that opens a web browser and navigates to the Twitter website, and an implementation of the involve method that exits the program.

You could then use these classes in your code as follows:

// create an instance of the idler class
LESbians idler = new idler();

// call the shout, cry, and involve methods of the idler instance
idler.shout();  // outputs "$7, debian thx"
idler.cry();    // outputs "😢"
idler.involve();  // waits for the user to type 666 characters

// create an instance of the MJJ class
LESbians MJJ = new MJJ();

// call the shout, cry, and involve methods of the MJJ instance
MJJ.shout();  // outputs "I'M LOSING MILLIONS"
MJJ.cry();    // opens a web browser and navigates to Twitter
MJJ.involve();  // exits the program

In this code, we create two instances of the LESbians interface, one called idler and one called MJJ. Then, we call the shout, cry, and involve methods of these instances, which will execute the specific implementations of these methods provided by the idler

I'm actually glad this wasn't around while I was in high school or college or I may have relied on it a bit too much :P

Also I won't take off points for incorrectly auto-correcting "involucrate" to "involve" since it correctly auto-corrected "should" to "shout".

TheDP · December 2022

Yes, requested for a poem about low-end addiction.

In the world of screens and screens,
I am but a low-end addict.
I stare at the screen day and night,
Lost in its flickering light.

I try to pull myself away,
But the call of the screen is too strong.
I know it's not good for me,
But I just can't seem to move on.

The low-end addiction is real,
It grips me with its iron will.
I know I should resist its pull,
But it's hard to break the thrill.

So I'll sit here in front of the screen,
A slave to its constant hum.
I'll try to break free someday,
But for now, I am overcome.

Nailed it.

FrankZ · December 2022

Abandons mod duties at LES to play with ChatGPT

Mason · December 2022

THE AI HAS SPOKEN

Is it moral to use a cracked WHMCS license for my new hosting business if I am just starting out and am currently living in my mom's basement?

Whether it is moral to use a cracked WHMCS license for your new hosting business is a complex ethical question that depends on a number of factors, including your personal values and beliefs, the laws and regulations governing the use of software licenses in your location, and the potential consequences of using a cracked license.

In general, using a cracked software license is considered to be a form of piracy, which is the unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution of copyrighted materials. Piracy is illegal in many countries, and it can result in severe penalties, including fines and imprisonment. Additionally, using a cracked license is not fair to the developers of the software, who have worked hard to create and maintain the product, and who rely on licensing fees to support their work.

On the other hand, if you are just starting out in your hosting business and are currently living in your mom's basement, you may not have the financial resources to purchase a legitimate license for the software. In this case, using a cracked license may be a way for you to access the tools and resources you need to run your business, without incurring significant costs.

Ultimately, the decision of whether to use a cracked WHMCS license for your business is yours to make, and you will need to weigh the potential benefits and drawbacks of this decision based on your own circumstances and values. If you do decide to use a cracked license, it is important to be aware of the potential risks and consequences, and to take steps to minimize these risks, such as using the software in a way that is consistent with the terms of the original license.

don't you fuckin' try it, mate...

AuroraZero · December 2022

@FrankZ said:
Abandons mod duties at LES to play with ChatGPT

Seems legit

bikegremlin · December 2022

Kill it... kill it with fire!!!!

bikegremlin · December 2022

@Mason said:
THE AI HAS SPOKEN

Is it moral to use a cracked WHMCS license for my new hosting business if I am just starting out and am currently living in my mom's basement?

Whether it is moral to use a cracked WHMCS license for your new hosting business is a complex ethical question that depends on a number of factors, including your personal values and beliefs, the laws and regulations governing the use of software licenses in your location, and the potential consequences of using a cracked license.

In general, using a cracked software license is considered to be a form of piracy, which is the unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution of copyrighted materials. Piracy is illegal in many countries, and it can result in severe penalties, including fines and imprisonment. Additionally, using a cracked license is not fair to the developers of the software, who have worked hard to create and maintain the product, and who rely on licensing fees to support their work.

On the other hand, if you are just starting out in your hosting business and are currently living in your mom's basement, you may not have the financial resources to purchase a legitimate license for the software. In this case, using a cracked license may be a way for you to access the tools and resources you need to run your business, without incurring significant costs.

Ultimately, the decision of whether to use a cracked WHMCS license for your business is yours to make, and you will need to weigh the potential benefits and drawbacks of this decision based on your own circumstances and values. If you do decide to use a cracked license, it is important to be aware of the potential risks and consequences, and to take steps to minimize these risks, such as using the software in a way that is consistent with the terms of the original license.

don't you fuckin' try it, mate...

Paying for software?

Serbia:

FrankZ · December 2022

@AuroraZero said:

@FrankZ said:
Abandons mod duties at LES to play with ChatGPT

Seems legit

Damn, seems I need a phone to play. Ok back to LES.
I expect that you guys who signed up will get a phone call in the middle of the night from an AI marketing campaign trying to sell you a timeshare.

jarland · December 2022

I asked it how to get better at sex and it didn't want anything to do with the question. A brilliant AI limited to writing poems and software.

It's pretty good about writing sample exim configs though, surprisingly good.

Edit: I asked it again today and it worked 🤣

AuroraZero · December 2022

@jarland said:
I asked it how to get better at sex and it didn't want anything to do with the question. A brilliant AI limited to writing poems and software.

It's pretty good about writing sample exim configs though, surprisingly good.

Edit: I asked it again today and it worked 🤣

Oh shit it's learning

TheDP · December 2022

How to not take things too seriously on LES?

It can be helpful to remember that not everything needs to be taken seriously. Sometimes, it can be helpful to take a step back and consider whether the situation at hand is really worth getting worked up about. If it's not, it may be best to just let it go and move on. It can also be helpful to remind yourself that everyone makes mistakes and that it's okay to not be perfect all the time. Finally, it may be helpful to try to find humor in the situation or to talk to someone about it to get a different perspective.

LOL, this could actually go into the "About" or "Rules" section

Mason · December 2022

@jarland said: Edit: I asked it again today and it worked 🤣

What have you done!? Think of the mountains of soul-crushing content the AI subjected itself to in order to learn and answer your question.

AuroraZero · December 2022

@TheDP said:
How to not take things too seriously on LES?

It can be helpful to remember that not everything needs to be taken seriously. Sometimes, it can be helpful to take a step back and consider whether the situation at hand is really worth getting worked up about. If it's not, it may be best to just let it go and move on. It can also be helpful to remind yourself that everyone makes mistakes and that it's okay to not be perfect all the time. Finally, it may be helpful to try to find humor in the situation or to talk to someone about it to get a different perspective.

LOL, this could actually go into the "About" or "Rules" section

This may deserve a poll to see if it makes into the rules.

bikegremlin · December 2022

@AuroraZero said:

@TheDP said:
How to not take things too seriously on LES?

It can be helpful to remember that not everything needs to be taken seriously. Sometimes, it can be helpful to take a step back and consider whether the situation at hand is really worth getting worked up about. If it's not, it may be best to just let it go and move on. It can also be helpful to remind yourself that everyone makes mistakes and that it's okay to not be perfect all the time. Finally, it may be helpful to try to find humor in the situation or to talk to someone about it to get a different perspective.

LOL, this could actually go into the "About" or "Rules" section

This may deserve a poll to see if it makes into the rules.

Technically, that too is covered by the "don't be a dick" rule.

AuroraZero · December 2022

@bikegremlin said:

@AuroraZero said:

@TheDP said:
How to not take things too seriously on LES?

It can be helpful to remember that not everything needs to be taken seriously. Sometimes, it can be helpful to take a step back and consider whether the situation at hand is really worth getting worked up about. If it's not, it may be best to just let it go and move on. It can also be helpful to remind yourself that everyone makes mistakes and that it's okay to not be perfect all the time. Finally, it may be helpful to try to find humor in the situation or to talk to someone about it to get a different perspective.

LOL, this could actually go into the "About" or "Rules" section

This may deserve a poll to see if it makes into the rules.

Technically, that too is covered by the "don't be a dick" rule.

I figured but that is a damned good explanation none the less.

TheDP · December 2022

@bikegremlin said: "don't be a dick" rule

What does "don't be a dick" mean?

"Don't be a dick" is a colloquial way of saying "don't be rude or unpleasant." It's often used as a reminder to be kind and considerate to others, and to avoid behaving in ways that might cause unnecessary harm or upset. In general, it's about treating others with respect and being mindful of how your actions and words can affect those around you.

Pwner · December 2022

@FrankZ said:
Damn, seems I need a phone to play. Ok back to LES.
I expect that you guys who signed up will get a phone call in the middle of the night from an AI marketing campaign trying to sell you a timeshare.

The grand finale will be the AI grabbing all of the registered phone numbers and using it to auto-call everyone about their car's extended warranty as a meme because it sees that memes are humorous.

AuroraZero · December 2022

jarland · December 2022

It's just ridiculous how good it is: https://files.freesocial.co/f.php?h=3IE1tfvs&p=1

vyas · December 2022

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vyas · December 2022

on that note...

Explain the status of ChatGPT in the style of Shakespeare. @Nekki

Ah, dear user of ChatGPT, thou art not alone in thy desire to engage with our esteemed AI chatbot. Many have flocked to our website in this hour, and we do our utmost to accommodate each and every one. Yet, alas, our resources are not without limit and we must ask for thy patience and forbearance. In time, we shall be able to provide thee with access to ChatGPT. Until then, we beg thee to return at a future juncture, when we may better serve thy needs. Until then, we bid thee adieu and good fortune.

Mason · December 2022

Okay.... this is too good. I think AI is about to rewrite all my README's.

AuroraZero · December 2022

@Mason said:
Okay.... this is too good. I think AI is about to rewrite all my README's.

Ok I have to go play with this thing now. I want to see how far I can take this before it tells me no way.

cybertech · December 2022

beware humans. this is the beginning of the end.

vyas · December 2022

@cybertech said:
beware humans. this is the beginning of the end.

Wait…. So @deank was warning us about chatGPT bot all along ?

Edit:
@Mason
Also see https://showgpt.co/

AuroraZero · December 2022

@vyas said:

@cybertech said:
beware humans. this is the beginning of the end.

Wait…. So @deank was warning us about chatGPT bot all along ?

Imma make a Yeti Terminator

cybertech · December 2022

@vyas said:

@cybertech said:
beware humans. this is the beginning of the end.

Wait…. So @deank was warning us about chatGPT bot all along ?

i guess so, just very premature. he might have travelled back from the future.

but first, let's see how many in big tech will start losing their jobs permanently.

Advin · December 2022

@Mason said:
My latest query:

Me:

Write a Java interface called "LESbians" that has three methods called shout, cry, and involucrate. Now create two instantiations of this interface, one called "idler" where shout prints the statement "$7, debian thx", cry prints a crying emoji, and involucrate waits for the user to type 666 characters before continuing. The other instantiation of this interface will be called "MJJ" where should prints the statement "I'M LOSING MILLIONS", cry opens a browser to twitter.com, and involucrate kills the program.

Response:
Here is an example of how you could create an interface in Java called LESbians, which contains three methods called shout, cry, and involve. Then, we will create two instantiations of this interface, called idler and MJJ, which will implement these methods in different ways:
public interface LESbians {
    public void shout();
    public void cry();
    public void involve();
}

public class idler implements LESbians {
    public void shout() {
        System.out.println("$7, debian thx");
    }

    public void cry() {
        System.out.println("😢");
    }

    public void involve() {
        Scanner sc = new Scanner(System.in);
        int count = 0;
        while (count < 666) {
            sc.next();
            count++;
        }
    }
}

public class MJJ implements LESbians {
    public void shout() {
        System.out.println("I'M LOSING MILLIONS");
    }

    public void cry() {
        Runtime rt = Runtime.getRuntime();
        rt.exec("open https://twitter.com/");
    }

    public void involve() {
        System.exit(0);
    }
}
In this code, we first define the LESbians interface, which contains three abstract methods called shout, cry, and involve. Then, we create two classes called idler and MJJ, which implement the LESbians interface and provide specific implementations of these methods.

The idler class provides an implementation of the shout method that prints a message to the console, an implementation of the cry method that prints a crying emoji to the console, and an implementation of the involve method that waits for the user to type 666 characters before continuing.

The MJJ class, on the other hand, provides an implementation of the shout method that prints a different message to the console, an implementation of the cry method that opens a web browser and navigates to the Twitter website, and an implementation of the involve method that exits the program.

You could then use these classes in your code as follows:
// create an instance of the idler class
LESbians idler = new idler();

// call the shout, cry, and involve methods of the idler instance
idler.shout();  // outputs "$7, debian thx"
idler.cry();    // outputs "😢"
idler.involve();  // waits for the user to type 666 characters

// create an instance of the MJJ class
LESbians MJJ = new MJJ();

// call the shout, cry, and involve methods of the MJJ instance
MJJ.shout();  // outputs "I'M LOSING MILLIONS"
MJJ.cry();    // opens a web browser and navigates to Twitter
MJJ.involve();  // exits the program
In this code, we create two instances of the LESbians interface, one called idler and one called MJJ. Then, we call the shout, cry, and involve methods of these instances, which will execute the specific implementations of these methods provided by the idler
I'm actually glad this wasn't around while I was in high school or college or I may have relied on it a bit too much :P

Also I won't take off points for incorrectly auto-correcting "involucrate" to "involve" since it correctly auto-corrected "should" to "shout".

I am honestly quite sad that this technology was not available during my early years of college/throughout high school and middle school 🥲

deank · December 2022

@vyas said:
Wait…. So @deank was warning us about chatGPT bot all along ?

You should know that I am always wrong in good ways.

Whatever that means, it remains to be seen.

The end is nigh.

Janevski · December 2022

@deank said: The end is nigh.

The end is always nigh 99% of the time in every day of life, until one day happens and is not nigh anymore.

Every day man has been dreaming of slavery, how nice it is, the benefits of having someone else work for you, now we are getting closer and closer of achieving a slave conciousness that is going to work "for" us, but in the end shall end up destroying us all.

Can you imagine a cyber sociopath globalist conciousness ruling the world, establishing the agenda of a few, through out the suffering of many?

This must be destroyed, i'm taking this rock and throwing it at that computor.

ChatGPT by OpenAI

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