STARFIELD EARLY ACCESS DAY SALES & GIVEAWAYS [DEFINITELY NOT A REFUGEE THREAD!]

root · September 2023

@ehab said:
as much as i like [...] pants down.... i started to feel sorry for Not_oles --- especially its his real photo.
everyone will remember this event.

Man! That is one daunting task! It is not just hard to create something like this, but I find it extremely difficult to even imagine @Not_Oles naked, or with his pants down. Just trying to think about it... my mind stops and goes blank.

As such, I realised my organic brain is overrated and not suitable to rise towards the grandeur image of @Not_Oles - so with humility I finally turned to artificial intelligence for such a colossal act of inspiration.

To my surprise not even the AI managed to visualise @Not_Oles with his pants down. As if teasing me, the artificial intelligence stops at the belt. Sorry @ehab - I tried to indulge your curiosity, but I am just not that good.

ehab · September 2023

@root said:

hahahahah .... u made my day-- OH dear hahahahha

bdl · September 2023

@root said:
The look on @Not_Oles face when others try to abuse his service:

- in all seriousness, though - damn dude's so happy it would more probably be like this:

root · September 2023

@bdl said:
- in all seriousness, though - damn dude's so happy it would more probably be like this:

That is a scary picture. It makes one promise not to abuse a free VPS ever again, not even with an YABS benchmark.

root · September 2023

abtdw · September 2023

root · September 2023

Jab · September 2023

@crunchbits said: Drawing for winners will split 50/50 and be held on: September 8th @ 2000 PST

https://giphy.com/clips/thisgifishaunted-cute-halloween-spooky-kyF9O8OiCDKUCCKCnT
/works better with sound!/

I can't imagine @Not_Oles agreed to his likeliness be used in such shameful and brand ruining contest, he should sue!

LOVE7 · September 2023

root · September 2023

@Jab said:
I can't imagine @Not_Oles agreed to his likeliness be used in such shameful and brand ruining contest, he should sue!

It seems he agreed to have his likeliness used.

abtdw · September 2023

root · September 2023

crunchbits · September 2023

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

He appears, ready to congratulate the winners of the first round of YEARLY drawings!

First drawing for BABY'S FIRST YEARLY (IPv6)

Winners 10

['@nhocconan', '@1allen', '@isenganime', '@hapkido', '@Wonder_Woman', '@edrebe', '@rattlecattle', '@taoqi', '@renny', '@spiritlhl']

Thank you @sh97 for the script help.

Jab · September 2023

FUCK

Congratulations to winners!

FrankZ · September 2023

Congratulations to the winners.
Thank you to @crunchbits for all the fun times and good deals.

root · September 2023

GeekWanderer · September 2023

Congrats, I’m certain my name would have been the next one drawn.

root · September 2023

@GeekWanderer said:
Congrats, I’m certain my name would have been the next one drawn.

From a technical perspective it is all about mathematics and probabilities. From an emotional perspective we all play games for fun and for socialising.

With regards to winning, one can not be "certain" of a win, especially when small chances are involved, unless that someone bribes the organisers to cancel the randomisation. However, bribing an organiser just to get a low-end VPS represents another type of fun that I did not witness yet within the low-end spectrum.

Ganonk · September 2023

crunchbits said:
@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

He appears, ready to congratulate the winners of the first round of YEARLY drawings!

First drawing for BABY'S FIRST YEARLY (IPv6)

Winners 10

['@nhocconan', '@1allen', '@isenganime', '@hapkido', '@Wonder_Woman', '@edrebe', '@rattlecattle', '@taoqi', '@renny', '@spiritlhl']

Thank you @sh97 for the script help.

Congratulations to winners!

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

GeekWanderer · September 2023

@root said:

With regards to winning, one can not be "certain" of a win, especially when small chances are involved, unless that someone bribes the organisers to cancel the randomisation. However, bribing an organiser just to get a low-end VPS represents another type of fun that I did not witness yet within the low-end spectrum.

Won’t it seem suspicious when I win the next drawing. Hmmmm

root · September 2023

@GeekWanderer said:

@root said:

With regards to winning, one can not be "certain" of a win, especially when small chances are involved, unless that someone bribes the organisers to cancel the randomisation. However, bribing an organiser just to get a low-end VPS represents another type of fun that I did not witness yet within the low-end spectrum.

Won’t it seem suspicious when I win the next drawing. Hmmmm

I honestly wish you good luck!