[Resolved] Notice of Temporary Support Delays at HostSlick

FrankZ · August 2023

Received this email from HostSlick

Dear customers,

we want to inform due to under-staffed support currently there might be delays of up to 10 days on Support Tickets. Depending on the case.
Please bare with us.

Please do NOT bump your Ticket or make a new. It will delay the answer time even more as the oldest tickets are answered first.
Also note that we currently priorize Dedicated Server, Colocation Customers and Emergency Tickets (Server/WebHost etc. down)
This tickets are unaffected and are answered first. Other tickets we currently need a bit more time to reply.

We except to have all backlog cleared and support fully staffed again in next 2 weeks

thank you for understanding.
HostSlick e. K.

Updated message from Hostslick August 12th ....

@HostSlick said:
I traveled to Prague in July and made a Liposuction+abdimoplast (they cut 3kg skin which was left from loosing weight and sucked off another 1kg fat) in a private clinic and my health is not perfect yet. I am unable to handle all tasks.

As unfortunately i am Back at a local Hospital as Well since a few days. I had a big hematoma under The abdominal Wall and blood of It started to flood out of me when i was at Office. So i had another surgery where they thrown Out The hematoma and put a a sponge into me with a pump that sucks out the rest of The blood. So i have for another few days a Device with me.
Monday they open me again and replace sponge
If luck No new sponge needed
Then i can leave and all will Be fine.

it takes another 2 weeks or so until all Back at normal Level.

many tickets are answered. I cant say which have to wait longer and which not. Which ticket can be assigned to a Staff member and which cant. So, info is sent. So clients affected not make 10 more and bump Them (however oldest Go First).

Some tickets are harder cant cant be answered in 5minutes but need my own intervention. And those are getting more and more sometimes.

Today we have left exactly as of now 5 Tickets.

I try more and Work from Hospital and bed but i am very slow at this moment

Thanks.

terrorgen · August 2023

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Flying_Chinaman · August 2023

Yo another masochist thread

root · August 2023

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

FrankZ · August 2023

@root said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

One of us took the meaning of @terrorgen's comment the wrong way.

somik · August 2023

@terrorgen said:
Please bare with us.

I'll recognize that trademark anywhere! @ehab you never told us you are the CEO of HostSlick?

Nekki · August 2023

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

My bare anus is ready and my sphincter is freshly bleached.

yoursunny · August 2023

@root said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

@Nekki gives me a massage and I'll forget the support problems for a week.

Nekki · August 2023

@yoursunny said:

@root said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

@Nekki gives me a massage and I'll forget the support problems for a week.

Full body? I’ll grab the lube.

ehab · August 2023

@somik said:

@terrorgen said:
Please bare with us.

I'll recognize that trademark anywhere! @ehab you never told us you are the CEO of HostSlick?

that was yesterday - today i am checking where mine fits in the Munk Cooperation

AuroraZero · August 2023

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Thank you for offer but I must politely decline. I fear other engagements have my time all tied up and I am not able to break free. If I am able to break free, and find my way out of this dungeon I would be happy to lend an ass to the cause.

somik · August 2023

@AuroraZero said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Thank you for offer but I must politely decline. I fear other engagements have my time all tied up and I am not able to break free. If I am able to break free, and find my way out of this dungeon I would be happy to lend an ass to the cause.

terrorgen · August 2023

@Flying_Chinaman said:
Yo another masochist thread

Baring oneself does not inflict pain.
Some says it induces happy hormones.

Flying_Chinaman · August 2023

@terrorgen said: Some says it induces happy hormones.

Presumably they are hard core masochists as well

cold · August 2023

@yoursunny said:

@root said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

@Nekki gives me a massage and I'll forget the support problems for a week.

anal massage is @Nekki specialty

FrankZ · August 2023

Received another email....

Dear clients,

we have a big growth in network usage and we like to prepare the datacenter for the future.
Because of this we need to upgrade our Network-Core.

We will upgrade the firmware of the Core-Switch and we will replace our router with
2 redundant routers.

There is also a big change in routing and handle the gateways, so it would need some time to get everything ready.

Thats why we need around 2 hours for the change and the interruption of connectivity will be between Monday 14.08.2023 6AM and 8AM CEST.

We will send a second E-Mail once we have finished this.

Thank you for understanding

HostSlick e. K.

somik · August 2023

@cold said:

@yoursunny said:

@root said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

@Nekki gives me a massage and I'll forget the support problems for a week.

anal massage is @Nekki specialty

I really want to know how you know that, but i am scared to find out...

cold · August 2023

@somik said:

@cold said:

@yoursunny said:

@root said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

@Nekki gives me a massage and I'll forget the support problems for a week.

anal massage is @Nekki specialty

I really want to know how you know that, but i am scared to find out...

He posted ones the diploma here, after he graduated...🥸

somik · August 2023

@cold said:

@somik said:

@cold said:

@yoursunny said:

@root said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

@Nekki gives me a massage and I'll forget the support problems for a week.

anal massage is @Nekki specialty

I really want to know how you know that, but i am scared to find out...

He posted ones the diploma here, after he graduated...🥸

That's a lot better then what I imagined!

cold · August 2023

@somik said:

@cold said:

@somik said:

@cold said:

@yoursunny said:

@root said:

@terrorgen said:

Please bare with us.

I nominate @FrankZ, @Nekki and @AuroraZero to go bare themselves on behalf of all LESbians at HostSlick's office.

Are you sure you want to receive support from them? I fear they might make the support problems worse, for all the LESbians.

@Nekki gives me a massage and I'll forget the support problems for a week.

anal massage is @Nekki specialty

I really want to know how you know that, but i am scared to find out...

He posted ones the diploma here, after he graduated...🥸

That's a lot better then what I imagined!

naughty, naughty !

Nekki · August 2023

I temporarily delayed a poo once.

Proved fatal.

bugrakoc · August 2023

@Nekki said:
I temporarily delayed a poo once.

Proved fatal.

Rookie mistake.

yoursunny · August 2023

@Nekki said:
I temporarily delayed a poo once.

Proved fatal.

I temporarily delayed a pee once.
The bike saddle smelled nice.
I hope the next person who borrowed this bike didn't get pregnant.

somik · August 2023

@yoursunny said:

@Nekki said:
I temporarily delayed a poo once.

Proved fatal.

I temporarily delayed a pee once.
The bike saddle smelled nice.
I hope the next person who borrowed this bike didn't get pregnant.

Flying_Chinaman · August 2023

@yoursunny said:
I temporarily delayed a pee once.
The bike saddle smelled nice.
I hope the next person who borrowed this bike didn't get pregnant.

O'praise the sweaty pervert Yorsunny

HostSlick · August 2023

I traveled to Prague in July and made a Liposuction+abdimoplast (they cut 3kg skin which was left from loosing weight and sucked off another 1kg fat) in a private clinic and my health is not perfect yet. I am unable to handle all tasks.

As unfortunately i am Back at a local Hospital as Well since a few days. I had a big hematoma under The abdominal Wall and blood of It started to flood out of me when i was at Office. So i had another surgery where they thrown Out The hematoma and put a a sponge into me with a pump that sucks out the rest of The blood. So i have for another few days a Device with me.
Monday they open me again and replace sponge
If luck No new sponge needed
Then i can leave and all will Be fine.

it takes another 2 weeks or so until all Back at normal Level.

many tickets are answered. I cant say which have to wait longer and which not. Which ticket can be assigned to a Staff member and which cant. So, info is sent. So clients affected not make 10 more and bump Them (however oldest Go First).

Some tickets are harder cant cant be answered in 5minutes but need my own intervention. And those are getting more and more sometimes.

Today we have left exactly as of now 5 Tickets.

I try more and Work from Hospital and bed but i am very slow at this moment

Thanks.

fluttershy · August 2023

@HostSlick said:

sounds unfun, feel better soon.

somik · August 2023

@fluttershy said:

@HostSlick said:

sounds unfun

cybertech · August 2023

hope we get some earth shattering deals when you back in good health.

terrorgen · August 2023

@HostSlick said:
I traveled to Prague in July and made a Liposuction+abdimoplast (they cut 3kg skin which was left from loosing weight and sucked off another 1kg fat) in a private clinic and my health is not perfect yet. I am unable to handle all tasks.

As unfortunately i am Back at a local Hospital as Well since a few days. I had a big hematoma under The abdominal Wall and blood of It started to flood out of me when i was at Office. So i had another surgery where they thrown Out The hematoma and put a a sponge into me with a pump that sucks out the rest of The blood. So i have for another few days a Device with me.
Monday they open me again and replace sponge
If luck No new sponge needed
Then i can leave and all will Be fine.

it takes another 2 weeks or so until all Back at normal Level.

many tickets are answered. I cant say which have to wait longer and which not. Which ticket can be assigned to a Staff member and which cant. So, info is sent. So clients affected not make 10 more and bump Them (however oldest Go First).

Some tickets are harder cant cant be answered in 5minutes but need my own intervention. And those are getting more and more sometimes.

Today we have left exactly as of now 5 Tickets.

I try more and Work from Hospital and bed but i am very slow at this moment

Thanks.

Get well soon, mate.

treesmokah · August 2023

@HostSlick said:
I traveled to Prague in July and made a Liposuction+abdimoplast (they cut 3kg skin which was left from loosing weight and sucked off another 1kg fat) in a private clinic and my health is not perfect yet. I am unable to handle all tasks.

As unfortunately i am Back at a local Hospital as Well since a few days. I had a big hematoma under The abdominal Wall and blood of It started to flood out of me when i was at Office. So i had another surgery where they thrown Out The hematoma and put a a sponge into me with a pump that sucks out the rest of The blood. So i have for another few days a Device with me.
Monday they open me again and replace sponge
If luck No new sponge needed
Then i can leave and all will Be fine.

it takes another 2 weeks or so until all Back at normal Level.

many tickets are answered. I cant say which have to wait longer and which not. Which ticket can be assigned to a Staff member and which cant. So, info is sent. So clients affected not make 10 more and bump Them (however oldest Go First).

Some tickets are harder cant cant be answered in 5minutes but need my own intervention. And those are getting more and more sometimes.

Today we have left exactly as of now 5 Tickets.

I try more and Work from Hospital and bed but i am very slow at this moment

Thanks.

🙏

[Resolved] Notice of Temporary Support Delays at HostSlick

Updated message from Hostslick August 12th ....

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