VirMach Valentine's - Buy one get one free for your wife, child, and mistress
Buy any of our regular annual packages and get (3) additional at no extra charge. If you decide to renew next Valentine's day, you can cancel any of the extra services (so if you get a divorce*, you can cancel your wife's plan and keep three out of four for only 75% of the original price.)
NVMe512M
512MB DDR4 RAM
1 Core Ryzen CPU
15GB NVMe SSD
1TB @ 1Gbps
$25 per year ($6.25 per service.)
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NVMe1G
1GB DDR4 RAM
1 Core Ryzen CPU
30GB NVMe SSD
2TB @ 1Gbps
$50 per year ($12.50 per service.)
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NVMe2G
2GB DDR4 RAM
2 Core Ryzen CPU
60GB NVMe SSD
3TB @ 1Gbps
$100 per year ($25.00 per service.)
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NVMe4G
4GB DDR4 RAM
3 Core Ryzen CPU
120GB NVMe SSD
5TB @ 1Gbps
$200 per year ($50 per service.)
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NVMe8G
8GB DDR4 RAM
4 Core Ryzen CPU
240GB NVMe SSD
8TB @ 1Gbps
$350 per year ($87.50 per service.)
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Offer expires end of day 02/14/2023.
*Please note that we will not be involved with any divorce proceedings. If your wife claims half of your VirMach account there's a fee for transferring it to another account.
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O dear lord
Yup, it's official, Virmach has lost the plot. Straightjacket required with copious amount of meds. and perhaps some electric shock therapy.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)
;(
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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I'm so confused right now.
I must find three wives to share this happiness.
from google translate
Yeah think I shall pass on this one.
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What if someone marries Virmach?
blasphemy!
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Hey @VirMach
can I buy
this and merge all 4 into 1?!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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Delivered on the next year's Valentine's Day...
Ruby, JS Programmer and Linux user
3g/2core/60g/1ipv4
can this be $25?
Thanks
MINUS!
Can you guarantee that the wife and the mistress will not be hosted on the same node?
For this make sure to select different locations for each plan. I also recommend keeping your mistress in another region for best ping.
Nice offer, I’m looking for wifes now
How many?
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Four? So they can pay the whole bill.
All I want for Valentine's Day is doing push-ups with @Astro @Erisa @FrankZ.
Who shall be the wife?
Who shall be the child?
Who shall be the mistress?
HostBrr aff best VPS; VirmAche aff worst VPS.
Unable to push-up due to shoulder injury 😣
writes that down
Preferences?
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I have (5) wives, so I think I'll skip this one.
Considering the date, I highly doubt that @FrankZ is interested in erm... push-ups
Not a fan of 4P relationship, can we get 2 at 50% price?
Also bundle is incomplete without MIGRATION BUTTON
smartass shitposting satirist
Oh Jesus!
Let's gangba order
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MTR = MisTRess
Thank you @VirMach 🙏🙏
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I started doing more pushups last year on Valentine's Day based on your prompting and kept on doing them afterwards everyday.
I went from 60 a day on Feb 14th 2022, up to 100 a day by years end. Ended up doing more than 20,000 pushups last year. At first the wife was kind of happy about it, but as time went on I realized she was starting to wonder why I was doing all these pushups.
So I'm out this year. Doing more leg work for 2023, at least until the wife stops smiling when I do squats.
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Watch those squats, might shart then the wife will be laughing and not smiling.
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When can the TY40 node be shut down all the time?
Squats are what makes your wife happy.
And you know what they say.
The all seeing eye sees everything...
Yeah and it is a fricken lie.
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