There is hole in the time. 15 days without a Virmach thread.
Nevermind. I thought the other thread was deleted but it's still there. I couldn't find it easily because I was looking for the Virmach avatar but the owner is ZknarF@
@VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know why the delay.
Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here
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@jam said: @VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know > why the delay. Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here.
Thanks!.
@jam said: @VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know why the delay.
Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here
Thanks!.
Any reason why this was changed away from priority department? Let me know so we can correct it. They're mostly ignored if it's not priority department. If you use buttons that auto-generate ticket department and text you should not change them, for best results.
@erk said:
For an uniquely Virmach experience, I offer this suggestion for the sale:
Service offering is $3 year
Service starts and remains in Pending
Every so often (week? month?) Virmach goes through with a random number generator and enables some small number of these based on available resources
Specifications are random within a range
No Refunds
Customers can pay for some number of these offerings, with the hope of winning a great offering - but might not ever get it.
A few bucks seems fair for an 'idler' which doesn't need maintenance or updates ...
Great way to have thousands of tickets, chargebacks, smear campaigns, conspiracy theories, etc. But other than that it's definitely something I'd want to do on a lighter level.
@jam said: @VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know > why the delay. Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here.
Thanks!.
Aware. I've been aware of it the whole time. Still won't be fixed for at least several days, sorry. It's lower down in the priority queue on same level as other pending orders.
@erk said:
For an uniquely Virmach experience, I offer this suggestion for the sale:
Service offering is $3 year
Service starts and remains in Pending
Every so often (week? month?) Virmach goes through with a random number generator and enables some small number of these based on available resources
Specifications are random within a range
No Refunds
Customers can pay for some number of these offerings, with the hope of winning a great offering - but might not ever get it.
A few bucks seems fair for an 'idler' which doesn't need maintenance or updates ...
Great way to have thousands of tickets, chargebacks, smear campaigns, conspiracy theories, etc. But other than that it's definitely something I'd want to do on a lighter level.
@erk said:
For an uniquely Virmach experience, I offer this suggestion for the sale:
Service offering is $3 year
Service starts and remains in Pending
Every so often (week? month?) Virmach goes through with a random number generator and enables some small number of these based on available resources
Specifications are random within a range
No Refunds
Customers can pay for some number of these offerings, with the hope of winning a great offering - but might not ever get it.
A few bucks seems fair for an 'idler' which doesn't need maintenance or updates ...
Great way to have thousands of tickets, chargebacks, smear campaigns, conspiracy theories, etc. But other than that it's definitely something I'd want to do on a lighter level.
https://lottery.virmache.com
https://notvirmach.com/idle-optimized.html
Here's another idea I've always wanted to implement: VPS with blackout hours. Good for servers with excess disk space and IPv4. Every time you power it down, it hops around. You get X hours in X regions per month with blackout hours based on region and servers according to their usage patterns. Any time you hit a blackout you just have to make it hop over to a server without active blackouts.
Could be pretty cool for use cases that don't require 24x7 operation. Will never actually happen as it'd require a lot of work and even then it'd be riddled with bugs. We can barely keep our migration without data tool functional.
(edit2) oh and the actual implementation to where it's not super confusing would just end up being base fee plus cloud hourly billing except we don't bill you when it's offline and you can set up auto power off settings, and there'd be peak hour pricing. Also opens the door for having it be opt in for existing customers to save money, never actually higher price than full price 24x7 regular plan.
I'll let you in on a little secret, we haven't actually even coded out 33% AUP yet for Ryzen specials. You always get 50% minimum right now and unless it becomes a problem we don't plan on doing anything about it.
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Who needs http when gopher still exists.
I want thanks
Thanks only reserved for users whose name is @virmach.
No one else deserves it
Humbert Humbert maybe?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
thanks for thanks
thanks thanks
What the fuck is going on?
There is hole in the time. 15 days without a Virmach thread.
Nevermind. I thought the other thread was deleted but it's still there. I couldn't find it easily because I was looking for the Virmach avatar but the owner is ZknarF@
@VirMach can you please check ticket #235008 ?
I'm still waiting since 12-28-2022...
According to the report in https://status.virm.ac/?s=62db717ae694aa58bb736097, I see TPAZ003 working well, so I do not know why the delay.
Ticket system does not let me ask again in the same ticket, so I ask here
Thanks!.
Backend Ruby Dev and Linux user
Thanks.
For an uniquely Virmach experience, I offer this suggestion for the sale:
Customers can pay for some number of these offerings, with the hope of winning a great offering - but might not ever get it.
A few bucks seems fair for an 'idler' which doesn't need maintenance or updates ...
Im here for the thanks
ServerStatus , slackvpn <-- openVPN auto install script for Slackware 15
you and probably 300+ people more
me included
ServerStatus , slackvpn <-- openVPN auto install script for Slackware 15
All 'thanks' are in pending state. You may need to file a ticket for your thanks. Tickets do not offer any guarantee of thanks and may be automatically closed and merged. Be sure to make multiple across every queue until you get your thanks. Posting ticket numbers here may cause negative thanks to be applied.
Welcome to the TPAZ003 Club. Comment#1 Comment#2. @VirMach services already activated but offline.
Nopes. Not by a long shot
yabs
If only @VirMach would offer IPv6...
If only @VirMach would offer /28 IPv4…
I'll give each Docker container an IPv6 IPv4 without NAT.
Accepting submissions for IPv6 less than /64 Hall of Incompetence.
Amsterdam. Power costs are lower so we save money.
Conspiracy theory: we cause outages to save on power.
Fine I'll fix it. Maybe.
Any reason why this was changed away from priority department? Let me know so we can correct it. They're mostly ignored if it's not priority department. If you use buttons that auto-generate ticket department and text you should not change them, for best results.
Interesting offer and clever. Oh wait may be claver.
Great way to have thousands of tickets, chargebacks, smear campaigns, conspiracy theories, etc. But other than that it's definitely something I'd want to do on a lighter level.
Pretty close guess.
Aware. I've been aware of it the whole time. Still won't be fixed for at least several days, sorry. It's lower down in the priority queue on same level as other pending orders.
Thanks
https://lottery.virmache.comhttps://notvirmach.com/idle-optimized.htmlAccepting submissions for IPv6 less than /64 Hall of Incompetence.
Here's another idea I've always wanted to implement: VPS with blackout hours. Good for servers with excess disk space and IPv4. Every time you power it down, it hops around. You get X hours in X regions per month with blackout hours based on region and servers according to their usage patterns. Any time you hit a blackout you just have to make it hop over to a server without active blackouts.
Could be pretty cool for use cases that don't require 24x7 operation. Will never actually happen as it'd require a lot of work and even then it'd be riddled with bugs. We can barely keep our migration without data tool functional.
(edit) just in case we ever do it I've registered https://vpsnomad.com
(edit2) oh and the actual implementation to where it's not super confusing would just end up being base fee plus cloud hourly billing except we don't bill you when it's offline and you can set up auto power off settings, and there'd be peak hour pricing. Also opens the door for having it be opt in for existing customers to save money, never actually higher price than full price 24x7 regular plan.
@VirMach
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I'll let you in on a little secret, we haven't actually even coded out 33% AUP yet for Ryzen specials. You always get 50% minimum right now and unless it becomes a problem we don't plan on doing anything about it.