@AlwaysSkint said:
In other news: not only is SolusVM unresponsive but the AMS Alpha/Beta seems overloaded/crashed. Just before I started a kernel build task.
Looks like it's doing its job. Every hair pulled now is a hair saved later.
@VirMach said:
Okay I hate this ticket number guessing game, it just makes us look bad.
(1) answer 1,000 tickets today or (2) clear out the ticket queue via non-automated means, as in I won't just close all of them. Very bold move, let's see how it plays out. I'm going to go immediately acquire some ... cocoa beans. Meanwhile you guys can celebrate prematurely. Honestly it's probably 80/20 in your odds.
And of course if I don't get anywhere close it just means I could've definitely done it but I wanted to let you guys win.
Okay a little over 2 hours and 100~ tickets cleared out.
Will we be aloud to choose the location for that SSD2G lifetime? Or it will be bulk in a server made especially for this occasion (Ryzen 9 5950X, NVMe, 10G port ) ?
I think we all should open tickets so we all win shit!
Do you still have a service not working that you decided to postpone opening ticket until X? Do it now.
Do you have shitty routing? Do it now.
Are you missing any IPs? Do it now!
Plot twist: SSD2G plan doesn't exist anymore.
There's only NVMe2G today.
We were promised SSD2G lifetime.
That just means WHMCS displays a service virtually provisioned in one of those lonely Buffalo servers, with an IP starting with "23.95".
It isn't actually connectable or YABS-able.
@VirMach said:
Okay I hate this ticket number guessing game, it just makes us look bad.
(1) answer 1,000 tickets today or (2) clear out the ticket queue via non-automated means, as in I won't just close all of them. Very bold move, let's see how it plays out. I'm going to go immediately acquire some ... cocoa beans. Meanwhile you guys can celebrate prematurely. Honestly it's probably 80/20 in your odds.
And of course if I don't get anywhere close it just means I could've definitely done it but I wanted to let you guys win.
Okay a little over 2 hours and 100~ tickets cleared out.
@VirMach said:
TYOC002S has 1x IPv6 now, reconfigure to use it.
This works well, thank you. I would hope that you spend most of your time today configuring more nodes with IPv6.
Peace on earth will come to stay, when we all live as LESbians every day.
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@VirMach said:
TYOC002S has 1x IPv6 now, reconfigure to use it.
This works well, thank you. I would hope that you spend most of your time today configuring more nodes with IPv6.
I'd use the side of my screen for this if I could trust myself to be able to stare at them and not mess up a digit somewhere. It's going to be a PITA to clean it up and while I may be able to confidently do a thousand tickets to deny your right to an SSD2G, IPv6 would prove to be quite difficult.
@yoursunny said:
Plot twist: SSD2G plan doesn't exist anymore.
There's only NVMe2G today.
We were promised SSD2G lifetime.
That just means WHMCS displays a service virtually provisioned in one of those lonely Buffalo servers, with an IP starting with "23.95".
It isn't actually connectable or YABS-able.
Buffalo Man cosplay. Grab a bunch of server parts out the reject bin and find a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller. Reverse the fans to blow from the hot to cold aisle and pick the most scientific hot spot. Then figure out how many network adapters I can stack on eachother and run our own direct ASDL line to Cogent.
@VirMach said:
Buffalo Man cosplay. Grab a bunch of server parts out the reject bin and find a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller. Reverse the fans to blow from the hot to cold aisle and pick the most scientific hot spot. Then figure out how many network adapters I can stack on eachother and run our own direct ASDL line to Cogent.
Free SSD2G for life. It's a threat.
I'll happily stick a box in my garage right next to my heater, 5mbps shared across the node, guaranteed 30% uptime
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I love premature celebrations, count me in!
62 Tickets
73 tickets.
It gotta be a prime number.
Accepting submissions for IPv6 less than /64 Hall of Incompetence.
Code for adding additional IPs is ready. Just finishing up DNS/delegation.
Looks like it's doing its job. Every hair pulled now is a hair saved later.
Yay!!!! a free SSD2G.
Fast as fuck Core i9 VPS (aff) | Powerful AMD Ryzen VPS (aff)
SJCZ005B is often offline,Ryzen migrate Button disappears,I need the free Ryzen migrate feature.
I'm leaving San José.
View Ticket #861161
TYOC002S has 1x IPv6 now, reconfigure to use it.
Okay a little over 2 hours and 100~ tickets cleared out.
At least I have some left, just the wrong colour these days.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)
It's not me! Someone's killin' it..
That NVMe is gonna be knackered before the fortnight's up.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)
i haven't heard this since 1991 in Dublin ,,,, wow ,,, you bring back memories. r u an old fart?
I'm not Russian!
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)
u must be ppu tin.
Will we be aloud to choose the location for that SSD2G lifetime? Or it will be bulk in a server made especially for this occasion (Ryzen 9 5950X, NVMe, 10G port
) ?
I vote for shoving everyone into Denver and hoping for the best
waiting for IPv6
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
@virmach Can we guess how much hair you started with in say May 2022 and how much you'll have left by the time Jan 2023 starts?
NNnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My Denver has been super stable.
Time for that to change
I think we all should open tickets so we all win shit!
Do you still have a service not working that you decided to postpone opening ticket until X? Do it now.
Do you have shitty routing? Do it now.
Are you missing any IPs? Do it now!
You know the drill ;')
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png
Does this mean that this guessing game doesn't have to be played? Last time you completed 911 tickets, was that the case? That's what I have to guess.
Plot twist: SSD2G plan doesn't exist anymore.
There's only NVMe2G today.
We were promised SSD2G lifetime.
That just means WHMCS displays a service virtually provisioned in one of those lonely Buffalo servers, with an IP starting with "23.95".
It isn't actually connectable or YABS-able.
Accepting submissions for IPv6 less than /64 Hall of Incompetence.
333 Tickets
Slow down, sir!
1000 tickets in the queue
Mark one in process, cringe at the writer, mark it closed
1002 tickets in the queue
This works well, thank you. I would hope that you spend most of your time today configuring more nodes with IPv6.
Peace on earth will come to stay, when we all live as LESbians every day.
For staff assistance or support issues please use the helpdesk ticket system at https://support.lowendspirit.com/index.php?a=add
I'd use the side of my screen for this if I could trust myself to be able to stare at them and not mess up a digit somewhere. It's going to be a PITA to clean it up and while I may be able to confidently do a thousand tickets to deny your right to an SSD2G, IPv6 would prove to be quite difficult.
Buffalo Man cosplay. Grab a bunch of server parts out the reject bin and find a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller of a reseller. Reverse the fans to blow from the hot to cold aisle and pick the most scientific hot spot. Then figure out how many network adapters I can stack on eachother and run our own direct ASDL line to Cogent.
Free SSD2G for life. It's a threat.
I'll happily stick a box in my garage right next to my heater, 5mbps shared across the node, guaranteed 30% uptime
You'll put us out of business!